not if the 'almighty', 'website comedian' halfcan has anything to say about it! He just has so many important things to say...

He came in the same way you have.

Hey, thanks. When you're white like me, it's your BIRTH RIGHT to bitch. Being the fast bitcher that I've become shows me how much potential I have in life. For that, I thank God every morning before I toast my bagel.

comparing me to a homosexual is just rude. Calling me a 'fast bitcher', that's one thing...comparing me to a blatant homosexual, that hurts. Let's keep this 'above the belt', please.

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And trolling girls on the Internet is the extent of your potential?

I'd think you'd stretch yourself and at least go after the boys.

Trolling girls?! Hmm, I've never thought of it that way. But, if that is where my potential leads me, then that is the life I MUST lead. The way I look at it is, if they already have low self-esteem, why not pitch in your 0.03 cents to make it a little lower?! A fat girl pro-creating is just, wow, not a good thing. (Unless you're drunk or something, then it's ok, but don't claim the kid, because then all of your friends will make fun of you for doing a fatty, I mean, we all know you keep that kind of stuff to yourself...)

Having reached the pinacle of your Internet career, you should probably go out in the real world to perfect your art.

It's not much of an accomplishment to throw shit from safety.

It is what it is man. Besides, I've not once said I was a nice person, people assume to much. BTW, thanks for giving us one of your weakness!! :thumb:

Oh great. Are you going to challenge me to a duel now? If so, please, everyone knows I'm the best fighter in the country. Maybe the world.

Let's keep it on the downlow. The last thing I need around here is to be labeled a homophobe. I'm already an anti-christ woman hater, I don't need anymore labels.

Will you put as much effort into it as you did your whine about neg rep?

you have pres day off or do you ever go to work?

When is NOT ok to lie?!

To me, it's quite simple. When I was 7 years of age, I had a very detailed dream where J.C. himself and I had a little conversation. He says to me VERY cleary, "Rick, you should never lie while riding a bicycle, of any sort." Now, at such a young age, I didn't know what to make of this. Hell, I just friggin' took the training wheels off of my bike. So I kind of shrugged it off at the time and went on with my life. At around age 11, I was riding my bike around town when I ran into the neighborhood reject Hugh. Hugh stops me, and I'm thinking Jesus Christ, and he says to me, "Rick, what do you think of me?!" First thought is telling me to just lie, let him down easy...but then I remembered that vivid dream I had where J.C. flat out told me, "Never lie while on a bike." So I looked at Hugh and I say, "Hugh, you're just a giant douche." Hugh went on to become a huge movie star after that. I like to think I had a big hand in that. To sum things up, this is why I make fun of the less fortunate/fat. I give people the needed motivation to make the ABSOLUTE most out of themselves. Now I know fat girls can't really do anything in life, I understand that. But if I motivate them to cut down on JUST ONE TWINKIE a day, I am doing my part to make this world a better place.

I like to think about positive things, like the movie Goodwill Hunting. Hookers, though convenient, seem to be a negative influence on my life. I'm pretty sure my ex-girlfriend was a hooker, and now all of the topical cream in the world can't cure what I have...

You're all a bunch of reeruns...always have been.

I see no "influx". Just new reeruns clashing with old reeruns.