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Donger 02-11-2007 01:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater
Why the hell would gay men watch that? They don't wear womens clothes.
Ugh! Deliver me from LL Bean!

You've never been around many gay guys, I take it?

SPchief 02-11-2007 01:07 AM
I'm confused.

Hammock Parties 02-11-2007 01:11 AM
DC isn't gay, his brother is.

Donger 02-11-2007 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by SPchief
I'm confused.
That's not always a bad thing.

Donger 02-11-2007 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
DC isn't gay, his brother is.
I've never thought he was gay either.

Bugeater 02-11-2007 01:15 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger
Ugh! Deliver me from LL Bean!

You've never been around many gay guys, I take it?
Eh, a few here and there, but I have no idea what any of their personal interests were. To each his own I guess...

Dr. Johnny Fever 02-11-2007 01:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger
I had a discussion today with one of my brothers. He was complaining that his wife (a beautiful Asian gal) is tired of cleaning his primary urinal target. Apparently, he has rather piss poor aim. I told him that perhaps he should just sit down if he has issues with the accuracy of his urine stream.

To my surprise, he went on a diatribe about masculinity and how it is inversely proportional to the number of times a male sits to go pee, or something. I got distracted by a fantastic episode of "What Not To Wear" and hung up on him, but it got me thinking. How often do you sit to pee and do you think it reflects upon your masculinity?

Thanks.
Just an idea here... how about grabbing a little tp and wiping it off when he's finished.

boogblaster 02-11-2007 02:01 AM
squat piss wipe your puss its a female thing

Bob Dole 02-11-2007 02:50 AM
Bob Dole just stood and pissed off the back porch.

booger 02-11-2007 02:50 AM
pissing outdoors is the best

luv 02-11-2007 02:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Bob Dole
Bob Dole just stood and pissed off the back porch.
Guys have it so easy when it comes to pissing. Women have to squat by a tree while camping, for example. There's nothing to wipe with, an you have to try not to get your feet wet.

CoMoChief 02-11-2007 03:15 AM
If I'm really wasted to where I can't keep my balance I'll sit down. Other than that I won't.

Kerberos 02-11-2007 07:52 AM
I clean the Fuggin HEAD in my house so if I want to piss all over it (which usually happens) I am the poor schlep that has to clean it up.

Simple solution to that problem right there. If you are man enough to stan while pissing then don't expect someone else to clean up after your "Piss Poor Aiming" ASS.

That is ALL.

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Phobia 02-11-2007 08:05 AM
I stand up and I clean up my own splatter.

CrazyHorse 02-11-2007 08:09 AM
Not only do I stand up, I'm standing on a freaking ladder when I piss.

What do you sissies think of that?


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