Here's one for the Great Rainman.


First the story...

We had to go to OKC today. On the way home the wife wants to stop at a Kohls to shop for easter dresses. At the other end of a large complex is a Lowes. There are several things I need there. It is raining so I pull up to the door of Kohls so she can get out and walk in without being in the rain. Before she gets out I tell her, I will run to Lowes and get what I need and will come back and meet there at Kohls when I am through. As we are each shopping in our respective stores, the rain starts pouring - enough to make a hurricane look like a drizzle. I struck out - they didn't have any of the things I was looking for so I decided to head over to Kohls. I run out to the van and get soaked in the process. I pull up to Kohls and start to wonder if there is some way I can let the wife know that I am at the curb because I really don't want to park and run through the rain into the store to announce my arival. Since she left her phone with girls at home so calling her was out. While I was calling home to have the kids look up the store # on the pc I see my wife heading towards Kohls from the direction of Lowes. I had been gone 20-30 minutes tops and she NEVER gets through shopping that quickly. She gets in the van and is FUMING at me because she walked all the way to Lowes in the rain, paged me, saw me accross the large complex, waved at me and I didn't see her. When I mentioned that I did indeed tell her to wait at Kohls and I would return, she really got mad.


Why is it that no matter what, men are always in the wrong and women are always in the right?

It's is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. It's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

I'll take a try at this one, Pastor.

I think it comes down to the Law of Supply and Demand.

Since we want what they can supply, they are in the position to make demands.

One of their demands is to always be right.

Rain Man, where do the Denver Broncos rate as an NFL franchise? On a scale of 1 to 32.

Where is he?

I regret to inform you all that Rain Man has...uhh...fled to an unknown South American country...or something like that.

I could try and answer questions for him, but I'm afraid that he hasn't imparted more than 1% of his wit and knowledge to me at this point. I'm afraid you'll all just have to wait until the day that he decides to return for answers to your queries.