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Hamas gets jumped (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=188842)

Ultra Peanut

08-10-2008 11:53 AM

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Phobia

08-10-2008 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 4905578)

Nonononono, it's really reasonable.

- $2,000 for one photo
- $5,999 for three photos
- $9,999 for five full-frontal photos
- $15,000 for a video
- $25,000 gets you a plane ticket to tag along

Tell your family so they can chip in as a Christmas/birthday present!

You're right, those are reasonable prices. What can I get for a $10 donation?

Phobia

08-10-2008 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 4905590)

Dude either you are still drunk or you need several layers of maturity. Ignore her. You allowed her to control your emotions by retaliating and lowering yourself to her level. You caused the problem. You smile nicely and say "Thanks for sharing your beer China woman" as you are leaving and no problem.

Dave

Easy for you to say - you're old and experienced.

jidar

08-10-2008 12:04 PM

lol. this is so unlikely.

You sure you weren't sitting around with your buds in the bar making asian jokes because the bar was half full of asian dudes? Did you go "CHING CHANG CHONG WONG" or some shit?

Ultra Peanut

08-10-2008 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4905598)

You're right, those are reasonable prices. What can I get for a $10 donation?

Well, I have this ticket stub from the Memphis-Mississippi football game in 2003...

Phobia

08-10-2008 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultra Peanut (Post 4905637)

Well, I have this ticket stub from the Memphis-Mississippi football game in 2003...

How much for the other stub?

Ultra Peanut

08-10-2008 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4905653)

How much for the other stub?

That one is a pretty important part of the whole reconstruction process.

You can, however, have a testicle for $2,000; or BOTH for $3,000. FREE shipping included!

FAX	08-10-2008 01:02 PM

Dang, Mr. 'Hamas' Jenkins. That's some pretty bad news, right there.

But, you know what they say; Live by the Chinawoman, die by the Chinawoman.

FAX

Dave Lane

08-10-2008 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4905599)

Easy for you to say - you're old and experienced.

I resemble those remarks!! But even in my 20's i knew better than to throw a beer in a womans face...

NewChief

08-10-2008 01:11 PM

I bet she was pissed you weren't watching the Olympics.

Demonpenz

08-10-2008 01:19 PM

i am surprised she didn't drive into the bathroom

'Hamas' Jenkins

08-10-2008 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jidar (Post 4905611)

Guido jokes are so much more fun to make. The only truly offensive thing we were doing was playing air guitar with the shotguns from Big Buck Hunter.

Ultra Peanut

08-10-2008 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewPhin (Post 4905685)

I bet she was pissed you weren't watching the Olympics.

Perfect.

Mr. Kotter

08-10-2008 01:45 PM

Hamas:

Did she have a nice rack, though? Wonder if she was the horizontal or vertical womanhood variety Oriental?

:hmmm:

alanm

08-10-2008 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 4905040)

I wish there was, But honestly, that was it.

I had a friend right there. Why she decided to throw a beer in my face (which splattered over 4 other people), I honestly don't know other than the fact that she's a beech.

I never had that kind of trouble in bars when I was still drinking. Probably because I had a holstered weapon and my federal ID and badge with me. :)

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