Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 8269678)

Never tell yourself "it'll be a quiet one" in a public setting.

Trust me...it won't be a quiet one.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 5352922)

For example.

5 minutes from now, Brideowanian will be coming downstairs. She'll be soaked from the bath of our 2 girls, which isn't going well and wasn't pleased when they went up.

Before going up, I decided that as part of my healthier diet attempt, I was going to boil some eggs for supper(she didn't like that because, well, eggs do things to me). I chose the mircowave, a cereal bowl, 2/3 full of water and 4 eggs.

She told me not to do it(even though I've done it before successfully) told me they would explode and even pulled it up on google to warn me.

Not me....I'm an effing cave man in my own cave and I KNOW HOW TO USE FIRE!!!!

Anyway, about 5 minutes into a 7 minute cook.....from the chair in front of the game BLAMO!!!!!!

Door blown open....stuff knocked off of top of microwave, a lady-doo-dad from the wall broken on the floor and the kitchen looks like Humpty Dumpty's family reunion was just hit with a suicide bomber.

Iowanian is going to be in for it soon.....


and now I know.....Just boil eggs on the stove.


oh boy....foot steps.

Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy! (Post 5358913)

If you ever engage in an argument with your wife that you've had numerous times before, never... ever... say, "Oh, are we gonna argue over this shit again? 'Cause I'm gonna need a ****ing chair."

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 8364280)

So, today was interesting and in the end, this story is probably about the hard way.

It's not often I find myself speechless, but today it happened.
It has been furious and hectic at work, high stress, long hours more stress.

On the last day of the common workweek, around mid morning, my office receives a visit from a special friend, a young adult with special needs. We talk to him, we mentor him, hell, I'm taking him hunting this spring, we enjoy his company most of the time.

Today, as he completed his tour of the office, I assumed he had left because it was quiet, you can usually tell where this person is in the building. So I run to the other end on an errand and find the young man sitting at one of my coworker's desk....looking at porn. Vile, filthy porn and I'm pretty certain giving Gilligan a shake over the pants.

I can't begin to tell you how interesting the history file was in that 5-10 minutes unaccounted for this morning....

I guess we're going to have to keep a closer eye on things next week.

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 8364280)

So, today was interesting and in the end, this story is probably about the hard way.

It's not often I find myself speechless, but today it happened.
It has been furious and hectic at work, high stress, long hours more stress.

On the last day of the common workweek, around mid morning, my office receives a visit from a special friend, a young adult with special needs. We talk to him, we mentor him, hell, I'm taking him hunting this spring, we enjoy his company most of the time.

Today, as he completed his tour of the office, I assumed he had left because it was quiet, you can usually tell where this person is in the building. So I run to the other end on an errand and find the young man sitting at one of my coworker's desk....looking at porn. Vile, filthy porn and I'm pretty certain giving Gilligan a shake over the pants.

I can't begin to tell you how interesting the history file was in that 5-10 minutes unaccounted for this morning....

I guess we're going to have to keep a closer eye on things next week.

Originally Posted by Over-Head (Post 6306770)

NEVER get drunk and pee on an electric fence :shake:

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 8364280)

So, today was interesting and in the end, this story is probably about the hard way.

It's not often I find myself speechless, but today it happened.
It has been furious and hectic at work, high stress, long hours more stress.

On the last day of the common workweek, around mid morning, my office receives a visit from a special friend, a young adult with special needs. We talk to him, we mentor him, hell, I'm taking him hunting this spring, we enjoy his company most of the time.

Today, as he completed his tour of the office, I assumed he had left because it was quiet, you can usually tell where this person is in the building. So I run to the other end on an errand and find the young man sitting at one of my coworker's desk....looking at porn. Vile, filthy porn and I'm pretty certain giving Gilligan a shake over the pants.

I can't begin to tell you how interesting the history file was in that 5-10 minutes unaccounted for this morning....

I guess we're going to have to keep a closer eye on things next week.