I suppose this is also the time in life where you might "leverage" those filthy photos/movies you took of her.....sell them back, or put them online, maybe email them to her new boyfriend...

I think its great that you're thinking about your kids more than revenge, but since she's gone pirate hooker on you, you might as well figure out a way to have fun with it.

....wait until you get out there and find out what younger women will do with those lady-parts. The vagFRO is out, they're mostly going kojak now from what I hear on the street.


Start exercising, get yourself in shape and get ready to slay poon than William Wallace did Englishmen in Braveheart. There will be more bodies crawling wounded from your bed than than Omaha beach. Look in the mirror, roar like a lion and say to yourself "I am the clam-hammer, Wrecker of wombs!!!"

New tits and ass. New tits and ass.

Holy ****... man I am sorry to hear about this. I guess I am still just in shock as to how she gets everything even though she is the one who wanted the marriage ended and is dating someone else while you are married.

I'm glad for you too. You have the time and space to heal. With little ones you barrel through life trying to teach and care for them while being shattered. And doing it with less than half the resources you had before.
Best thing for you to do is live. Don't be irresponsible or blow what you have but take a trip to place you always wanted to go and she never let you.

Take some chances. And its an old spiritual formula but it works, when you get really down, serve. Do something to help people less fortunate. It gets you to appreciate what you do have and it makes you feel a part of something greater. For me the 2 things that have kept me from going bonkers is God and my kids. And when I'm not doing too well I come here and get all stupid.:)

Every month or so I get reminded I need to chill out. Thanks for posting your story. By you sharing it helped me. And that, my brother, is where we get strength. We will get through it so that one day we can be there for someone going through what we are experiencing now.
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Rainman I would have really liked to have made your draft party, but I live in Grand Junction and it just was not possible, I plan on making my yearly trip to see the Chiefs play in Denver maybe we can get togather and meet

Once i get a new house and you are ever this way let me know

You are making my evening. Classic stuff!
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Thank You I will call them tommorrow and see what they have to say

Damn the first good laugh I've had since this situation started

Now the bad news.

wear a rubber dude, you don't want your doofloppy to look like the tree man after your first night slaying the first city block of your milftropolitan area(or one of Mecca's ex's).

edit. This image was making me throw up in my mouth a little bit. google" tree man"

I'm going to have to use this one. ROFL

With all the arguing and trash talking going on on the planet I have notice that when people are hurting or need help everyone is there for them with nothing but love and support. THAT'S CHIEFS NATION BABY!!! I'm proud to be a part of it.

With that being said you hang in there cause it will get better and you will find the one that is truly meant for you!

:BLVD: This rum and coke is for you!

I'm very sorry to hear this Monk and I hope that you can find a better lawyer. That's just NOT right.

My advice? Go to Vegas, drink, gamble, hit Scores and pick up a nice lady friend to revenge **** for a few hours.

Best wishes!

That's the best thing about this place. When the shit really hits the fan... when it's serious... the bullshit vanishes.

I wish you the very best of luck Monk. I can't imagine how tough things must be right now. I'm glad a few of these silly bastards can still make you smile. Ya aint dead just yet. :)

At least you've got Tuesday covered....an all new season of "deadliest catch" and Chiefsplanet.

I hope you take this in the spirit its meant...I composed a new joke just for you.

"What do my ex wife and the deadliest catch have in common?"
"Alot of men are seen wet, beaten, tired and catching crabs this spring"

Ugh...

In my experience that always led to 80's rock ballads and horrible hangovers.