see? Now it all makes sense to you, doesn't it? I am your portal to God.

Ketchup on eggs is just wrong. Tabasco should go on eggs.

In fact, ketchup on anything is wrong. Fries, onion rings, etc should be dipped in BBQ sauce. Ketchup is simply a cheap substitute for BBQ sauce.

Ranch is one of the most disgusting substances ever invented. Again, unless it's a salad, use BBQ sauce. If it is a salad, French dressing.

This person I know who puts ketchup on eggs will often settle for hot sauce, if it's on the table.
However...the same problem applies. IT'S ON THE SAME PLATE AT THE SYRUPY FOOD!!!!

I don't believe that is the case with the organic yumminess that I consume.

if I'm eating BBQ, I can't dip my fries in BBQ sauce too. its overkill.

I usually eat the sandwich or meat dry, and then I can dip the fries in sauce.

Have the eggs put on a different plate. Problem solved.

Thanks, Virgin
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Does she scoop the pancakes/french toast/waffles with syrup on it with the eggs avec the ketchup? Hmmm?

This person doesn't care that they touch!
It's plate anarchy at the breakfast table with her. Pancakes and ketchuppy eggs all co mingling with each other.

I have no idea what this means.

avec=with

And why are you having breakfast with another woman, hmmm???

Flexibility, excuse the pun.

:popcorn:

Oh wait, I don't like popcorn..... DAMMIT CARL