I bet foam wouldn't damage that. It'd bounce right off and ask for more.

Somebody should call NASA.

Bullshit.


Send up Dane McCloud using a Chuck Norris jet pack while wearing a giant Wolf sweatshirt. That'll fix any problems they might have.

Based on the reports from the Columbia disaster the parts that hit the ground were deemed radioactive. I was in Texas at the time they were searching for pieces visiting my folks. They were very serious about the radioactivity. They arrested a deputy for picking up a piece of debris and showing his friends and family before reporting it.

Aha!! So, my theory about the Van Halen Belt proves true!!!

FAX

You can find out about all that stuff..........but then Dane would have to kill you.

There are plenty of toxic chemicals aboard the shuttles, but nothing radioactive. Perhaps they were just conflating the two.

I have a question, Mr. Donger. Assuming that you are not orbiting or whatever beyond the Van Halen Belt, can you get cell service from the shuttle or the space station? Cell phones use satellites sometimes, do they not? And the satellites would be pretty close. What about Direct TV?

FAX

Van Halen Belt. LMAO

Cell phones are radioactive and I try to avoid them whenever and wherever possible. However, to answer your question: no, your cell phone would not get service from the shuttle or the ISS.

Okay.

Thanks.

FAX

Sweet Jesus.

Please shut up before the rest of us come down with whatever stupidity-inducing disease you are consumed by.

Now I understand why this country is falling so far behind other countries in educating scientists and engineers.

Sshhh! She's female and we need them. That isn't a disease.

guess it had a work around. Is there anyway to go back and start from the beginning?

2019?

It figures.