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Hammock Parties 08-04-2009 03:02 PM
This girl doesn't need a meal from you.

At most she needs popcorn and pay-per-view.

Invite her over for a movie if you really have to get specific.

You won't be finishing the movie.

keg in kc 08-04-2009 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5947430)
no, but she kept staring at me and was inquisitive about me, the short time I was there. And she seemed to want ME to know HER opinion on whatever my neighbor and I were talking about. Plus, I got her # inside of 10-mins. so...
And you're asking for instructions why exactly? Dork.

allen_kcCard 08-04-2009 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5947430)
no, but she kept staring at me and was inquisitive about me, the short time I was there. And she seemed to want ME to know HER opinion on whatever my neighbor and I were talking about. Plus, I got her # inside of 10-mins. so...
so....you should have titled your thread "Please pat me on the back as I'm about to land my neighbor's temportary roomate."

DJ's left nut 08-04-2009 03:03 PM
Maybe I missed it, but WTF happened to "this thread is worthless without...."?

Is the Planet slipping that badly?


P.S. I believe I've said this in the past, but if you come on here and look for advice on getting laid, you deserve what you get. (which is to say that you deserve the clap; grow a pair of your own, jeebus)

Simply Red 08-04-2009 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5947435)
Don't think too much about it. That's the best and easiest way to completely **** things up. Just talk to her, be yourself. Texting is a great thing. If you do invite her over, be casual about it, don't try to turn yourself into emeril to impress her with your l33t baking skills. Chocolate chip cookies with fua gras are not a good idea.
lol,

allen_kcCard 08-04-2009 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5947436)
I'm not really going to bake cookies, it's sort of a joke, <- maybe that needs to be via phone conv. vs. text.
I figured...mine was a bit of a joke as well.

Chief Pote 08-04-2009 03:04 PM
Based on your information that you've provided, it's a lock. The other thing you NEED to decide is what positions you'll use. Just remember "spooning leads to forking". :clap:

Brock 08-04-2009 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 5947430)
no, but she kept staring at me and was inquisitive about me, the short time I was there. And she seemed to want ME to know HER opinion on whatever my neighbor and I were talking about. Plus, I got her # inside of 10-mins. so...
Dude, you're so money.

Simply Red 08-04-2009 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5947438)
And you're asking for instructions why exactly? Dork.
well, My neighbor is going outta town, right? This weekend, and that's how I got her digits. Something like: 'Hey Christie, You'd better have my number since she's gonna be gone, you know? in case you need anything'

to which she replied:

"What's your #?

I just called you, you'll have a missed-call."

keg in kc 08-04-2009 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by ChiefPote (Post 5947448)
Based on your information that you've provided, it's a lock. The other thing you NEED to decide is what positions you'll use. :clap:
Wait. Positions? Plural? You mean there's more than one? Just when I think I've learned everything, there's another curveball.

Sorry. Channeling GoChiefs.

Simply Red 08-04-2009 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5947449)
Dude, you're so money.
:D ROFL not so much.

wild1 08-04-2009 03:06 PM
it sounds like not even Earnest Byner could fumble this away

RJ 08-04-2009 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Brock (Post 5947449)
Dude, you're so money.


Seriously, can't you just see SR as a character in Swingers ?

keg in kc 08-04-2009 03:07 PM
You're interested. She's interested. Don't dabble with it. Just relax and let nature take its course.

Chief Pote 08-04-2009 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5947454)
Wait. Positions? Plural? You mean there's more than one? Just when I think I've learned everything, there's another curveball.

Sorry. Channeling GoChiefs.
It just depends on whether he'll use EACH position to completion. Or provide a versatile package of positions.


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