Word Association.

Ass Clown is to ______ as Horse Face is to _________.

Have you ever fallen behind your washing machine?

Umm, there is no question here. I is confused.

Do you like the smell of vaginas or chili more?

What is the big door prize?

Will you whine about rep?

Jesus Christ is...

a. The son of God
b. Aaron Curry
c. Tim Tebow
d. Send this shit to D.C.
e. All of the Above

"do you have a hog at home and if so, do you keep it on a leash?"
ROFL
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Hypothetical Question:

A large Nigerian man has promised you and many of your friends an autograph. Said large Nigerian man did not come through with the autographs. What is your plan of action to get these autographs, because frankly we are all out of ideas.

Are you an opposing team's fan, mainly Broncos, Chargers, Raiders and looking for a new home of 10 years?




if so, i'd like to dodge that bullet before it's fired...

Did you recieve an email from someone you've never met claiming that your relative has died and left you millions? If not, give me your correct address and i will try again. This is a good deal for you...

full time or part time?

When you see a hot chick on TV or at the movies, do you ask yourself "I wonder if she's one of Dane's neighbors?"

True or False:

DaKCman AP is indeed, awesome.

:D