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Pants 07-27-2013 12:13 PM
It can range anywhere from about 30 seconds with wipe to a few minutes. I ****ing hate the secondaries. I will lay a nice ****ing log with a clean break and then feel there's still some more lurking in there preventing me from feeling completely satisfied. I then have to sit there and struggle to get it out and it pisses me off. IDK why it happens.

Bowser 07-27-2013 12:17 PM
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Pants 07-27-2013 12:28 PM
ROFL

Imon Yourside 07-27-2013 12:30 PM
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Tombstone RJ 07-27-2013 02:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by mikey23545 (Post 9836612)
Depends.
I see what you did there lol!

Deberg_1990 07-27-2013 02:34 PM
Just a few minutes usually. I don't sit on there all day and pleasure myself like a lot of you num nuts.

Dave Lane 07-27-2013 03:03 PM
15-30 seconds

houstonwhodat 07-27-2013 04:01 PM
Just be glad you're not from India.

Mr_Kansasski 07-27-2013 05:19 PM
When I feel it crown, I know it's time to sit down.

Simply Red 07-27-2013 05:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pants (Post 9838104)
there's still some more lurking in there preventing me from feeling completely satisfied. I then have to sit there and struggle to get it out and it pisses me off. IDK why it happens.

I call those 'End of the Roads"

gblowfish 07-27-2013 05:55 PM
OK, I'm done now.

Chaunceythe3rd 07-27-2013 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 9835894)
Start leaving the door open.
ROFL

Chaunceythe3rd 07-27-2013 10:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Maverick91579 (Post 9835937)
at least they stay outside the door. My wife opens the door, my son comes in, the cats come in, its a royal ****ing circus when I poop.

Im about a half hour pooper. Gotta read, relax, take my time with it.
ROFL You people are insane!

Chaunceythe3rd 07-27-2013 10:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 9835972)
My poops usually start out as smallish, but still soft, turds, descend into soft serve, and then finish off as little shit grubs.

When my guts are really bothering me I'll shit a fecal slurry that attaches itself to the porcelain of the bowl. That usually culminates in ass piss that floats on the surface level of the water.
ROFL I have got to break this terrible habit of listening to you people but I just can't help myself.

Hammock Parties 12-27-2013 08:00 PM
A few tablespoons of hummus and 2 cups of turnip greens.

Your movements will be smoother than Beethoven's.


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