Or put the tip in.

The first time my wife and I had lunch together we paid our own bills. That seems to have worked out ok.

I don't ****ing remember. I was a cheap bastard for a long time though.

I still don't tip more than 15%.

I also never asked her father for permission to marry her.

well that's good for you, then

I guess

I couldn't imagine splitting a bill with a girl I was really into on our first date ... like, could not imagine. It would also never happen, so I really don't have to imagine it, anyways.

No one is stooping anymore finding their SO on the internet.

Everyone is doing it.

****ing model looking chicks and guys making 150k a year are doing it.

Just shut up and play your Xbox.

you guys are cheap ****s

holy ****

if I ever do get married or ever do have children I will know two things:

1) on our first date, I paid
2) our children will know that on their first dates, if they are boys, they pay. If they are girls, they do not pay.

and a bonus 3) tip 20% you cheap miserable ****s

Hootie, I'm watching HBOGo now on my Xbox one. So it seems to be back up. Just letting you know.

I thought that was closer to 29.

pure laziness

I'll find my girls like an adult perusing the local bars

the internet is just such a sleezy dating pipeline...I'll stick to grabbin' dudes butts as they walk by and then vigorously pointing at the girl next to me and hoping she finds it funny and lets me roofie her drink a few times and then falls for the 'man we were both really drunk!' line in the morning and wants a 2nd date (that I'd pay for, btw)

Listen, it was just the universe bringing me some good karma. Because I paid for drinks AND bowling with another girl the previous week...and I will never see her again.

The universe said...gee man...what a great guy you are...just takin' a bitch out and showing her a damn good time and paying her way. You know what man...that chick doesn't even deserve you...here's one that does and by the way, she's gonna split this bill with you. Enjoy man. ****ing enjoy. You earned this one.

still ****ing down for me **** suck cock ****

you paid for drinks AND bowling?!

wow

you deserve a ton of great karma for that

You must be under the mistaken impression that your kids are actually going to listen to you.

And I tip anywhere from 20-30%.

I hope it works out with her man. I really do.


In the back of her mind though....there's always gonna be that check incident on the first date..