Maybe she has vagina measles

The dreaded vageasles.......deadly

Had the same problem with this Italian girl I was briefly married to many many years ago. Married less than a year :shrug: what can I say??? I was young and dumb. Anyways, this girl was drop dead gorgeous. Did a lot of modeling for Gitano Jeans, was in some ads in Vogue magazine and was in commercials in Philly. It wasn't as bad as the OP's wife but it damn sure got my attention anytime I was working in the general area. Never brought it up but i'm sure someone has by now.

I just want to see the fake boobs. He didn't mention smelly boobs...

Maybe you should buy her a nice cake?

Fyp

Her vulva has had a heart attack.

Time to make a sequel to the ball powder thread. A douche thread I guess It would be. And not the typical douche thread that makes up a big portion of this board. Actual real douche.

And pussy stank could be a dietary thing. Your woman eat a lot of ricotta cheese and/or Ravioli-Os?

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My best way to describe the first girl was "Elephants at the Zoo". The second girl = more elephants. After awhile I figured that I like elephants:) and that was suppose to smell like that.

I dated a girl just before I met my wife that had that problem, it was pretty bad. I would get it all over my fingers and then when doing her from behind i would place my stinky fingers right under her nose, it didn't help.. :shrug:

What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? Mornin' ladies.

My only stank puss story also happens to be my only fat girl story. I've shared this on CP before so i'll make it quick.

My 16th birfday and this ugly chick decides she wants to give me a B-day BJ (my friends had been going around and telling all the girls in the dorm to give me dome for my Bday). She's ugly as ****, imagine a short, fat Michelle Obama with an Elway grill piece. But im 16 and this chick is offering to suck the D so i'm not giving any ****s.

Anyway, she comes in and sucks the D. It's a mediocre BJ so i decide to take her to the bathroom to **** her. She drops her panties and.....and my gawd....it was the most awful, foul smell.

I go for it anyway. Tried to at least.

Couldn't do it. Her face, body and awful smell made my D go limp and couldn't get it in. I put my pants back on and had to tell her to kick rocks.

I smell your pain my friend.:thumb: