Magikarp doing damage on splash attack

You guys are ****ing crazy

I trust a 1985 Yugo with 120,000 miles to get me back home from Alaska without breakdowns more than the Chiefs.


I trust a GEO metro to help me get laid by hot gold diggers more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

I trust a dark basement of a house built on a tribal grave more than the Chiefs.

I trust Terri shiavos husband to manage my living will if I am a millionaire and he is my executor more than I trust the Chiefs to win.

I trust Bill Clinton to tell the truth under oath more than I trust the Chiefs to win

I would rather smoke one of bill clintons cigars at a Jenny Craig convention than trust the Chiefs to win.

I trust Suddenlink to have a Royals playoff game on regular programming more than the Chiefs


because Chiefs

I trust Kansas City Sushi not being overloaded with sauce, and not giving me the squirts.

I trust Seedot in a Pokemon battle against Groudon.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL Grass is super effective against Ground doh. Just sayin.

I'd trust Joe Delaney lifeguarding my kids more than the KC Cheefs winning

I would trust a cool dip at Coffin Bay, Australia in my black seal colored scuba suit among multiple White shark tour boats chumming the waters than a chiefs win.

I trust a pocket Pussy made out of a porcupine hide more than the Chiefs.

A condom with needle holes in it.