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Rasputin 07-10-2019 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by stumppy (Post 14341237)
He probably uses the 'No more that two dead hookers bodies buried in the immediate area' rule. I'd think sticking around long enough to kill and bury three is just asking for trouble.

Buried deep stays buried still you cant prove it.


Not very many hookers to find in this dense population.

stumppy 07-10-2019 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 14341241)
Buried deep stays buried still you cant prove it.


Not very many hookers to find in this dense population.

Not anymore, huh?;)


:D

Iowanian 07-10-2019 07:39 AM

Do the old CP clan game, Hobo Wars, tactics work in real life to keep you safe?

-CT hits smellway with paper cup -10 health
-CT shows tattoo to smellway and hits him with paper cup -10 health


....or when someone crowds your spot, do you just look them in the eye and slow stroke it until they get uncomfortable and leave?

neech 07-10-2019 08:19 AM

Watch out for those low rents living down by the river living in vans.

scho63 07-10-2019 09:05 AM

Do you use the river for doing your business? :eek:

Flying High D 07-10-2019 09:15 AM

Is your ass chafed yet?

Easy 6 07-10-2019 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 14341239)
Actually I started out sleeping in the back of my Tahoe at the city park of Osowatamie. The local PD came by and told me that was against city ordinance but was nice enough to tell me about a spot calling 8th st bridge (top picture) they said I'd be fine there. Well I was good for about two weeks then a game warden came by woke me up as I was sleeping in the back of my van I also had it about two weeks the GW said I needed find another place I was like well I'm moving back to western Kansas tomorrow so he let me stay one more day.


Now here I found a place down by the Arkansas river more like a creek but there are sandpits and I hide behind trees and so far I haven't been hassled by anyone. My criteria is a place with shade and where nobody should bother me while I sleep during the day.

Did you tell the game warden that the local PD said you’d be ok in that spot?

Rain Man 07-10-2019 03:27 PM

Have you seen Angie Ricono and Brooke Pryor living in vans down by the river yet?

loochy 07-10-2019 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14342290)
Have you seen Angie Ricono and Brooke Pryor living in vans down by the river yet?

Brooke requires a dual trailer semi.

Rain Man 07-10-2019 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 14342317)
Brooke requires a dual trailer semi.

I'd never thought about this before, but I see RVs with slideout living sections that seem pretty cool. But I wonder how much weight you can put into a slideout before it'll tip the RV over.

Flying High D 07-10-2019 04:01 PM

^ More likely she would drop down through the slide out before tipping over the RV.

Rasputin 07-10-2019 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Flachief58 (Post 14337139)
What is your preferred foliage when you need to wipe your ass?

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 14337143)
Charmin ultra soft

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Originally Posted by Easy 6 (Post 14342187)
Did you tell the game warden that the local PD said you’d be ok in that spot?

Yes I did but he was a dicknausle. It didn't matter was my Las day there anyway but was there for two weeks in my van before I was harrassed.

Cops would be down there fishing with the locals and I talked to one about turtle stew lol.

Easy 6 07-10-2019 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Tattoo (Post 14342533)
Yes I did but he was a dicknausle. It didn't matter was my Las day there anyway but was there for two weeks in my van before I was harrassed.

Cops would be down there fishing with the locals and I talked to one about turtle stew lol.

Game agents are notoriously stickler dicks empowered even further than state police in many ways... it’s getting harder and harder to find some little patch of woods to call your own these days

Pablo 07-10-2019 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 14342327)
I'd never thought about this before, but I see RVs with slideout living sections that seem pretty cool. But I wonder how much weight you can put into a slideout before it'll tip the RV over.

Approximately one Brooke Pryor.

Rasputin 07-23-2019 08:19 PM

~Update~
 
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I am no longer living in a van down by the river.



I am living in a van in a driveway of a house.


This is great any time i need to use bathroom or take a shower i just go through the window and I'm in.


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