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Donger 11-27-2023 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 17247176)
I don't **** British slags with mush mouths.

I posted about it in celebration - do they teach that in the British school system or just how to be glum?

That's good. And I hope that your increase in income allows you to get upgraded hookers.

Thanks for letting us all know.

el borracho 11-27-2023 11:53 AM

Fiji? French Polynesia? Maldives? What is the dream destination for 2024?


Also, what industry are you in?

LoneWolf 11-27-2023 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by scho63 (Post 17247050)
Not a new job. A $65K raise for 2024. Commissions and bonuses and stocks add to that.

My OTE is $250-300k per year

Sales is where you make big bucks if you succeed.

Lots of jobs like software, security, pharmaceuticals, large machinery. There are many.

I know someone in Pharma sales making around $485-$525k per year. She works out of the Philly area.

Wait, so your on target earning is $250-$300k and your commissions and bonuses are on top of that? Now I don't believe you because the spread you are giving for your OTE not counting commissions and bonuses is way too large.

Are you one of those annoying mother ****ers that sends me an email every 2 or 3 days trying to sell me a software solution to increase the efficiency of my operation by 25-30%? The last dumbass salesman I actually granted a physical meeting with didn't know **** all about the product he was selling, how the application would improve my business, or even how efficiency is measured in a manufacturing setting. He was a greasy, slicked up moron who was making a living taking advantage of people who had Peter principled themselves into a position they had no business being in. I told him to make sure he makes all the money he can now because before long someone is going to figure out he doesn't know anything and he could be replaced tomorrow by some other slick talking idiot with 1% more brains than he has.

Katie 11-27-2023 12:32 PM

Good for you! Let’s celebrate!

Bearcat 11-27-2023 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by LoneWolf (Post 17247263)
Wait, so your on target earning is $250-$300k and your commissions and bonuses are on top of that? Now I don't believe you because the spread you are giving for your OTE not counting commissions and bonuses is way too large.

Are you one of those annoying mother ****ers that sends me an email every 2 or 3 days trying to sell me a software solution to increase the efficiency of my operation by 25-30%? The last dumbass salesman I actually granted a physical meeting with didn't know **** all about the product he was selling, how the application would improve my business, or even how efficiency is measured in a manufacturing setting. He was a greasy, slicked up moron who was making a living taking advantage of people who had Peter principled themselves into a position they had no business being in. I told him to make sure he makes all the money he can now because before long someone is going to figure out he doesn't know anything and he could be replaced tomorrow by some other slick talking idiot with 1% more brains than he has.

LMAO

Isn't it nuts how an ounce of charisma can be a substitute for pounds of brain matter... and how much further some people get confidently talking bullshit compared to those who just state the truth and move on?

I've interviewed people with 5 page resumes who haven't done jack shit but sure love to talk buzzword bingo at you while they sidestep every question.

IT fortunately doesn't often lie in that regard, except project managers and of course the non-IT IT like sales.

Mr. Kotter 11-27-2023 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 17247305)
LMAO

Isn't it nuts how an ounce of charisma can be a substitute for pounds of brain matter... and how much further some people get confidently talking bullshit compared to those who just state the truth and move on?

I've interviewed people with 5 page resumes who haven't done jack shit but sure love to talk buzzword bingo at you while they sidestep every question.

IT fortunately doesn't often lie in that regard, except project managers and of course the non-IT IT like sales.

The charade is transparent to anyone willing to see it. Amazing, ain't it?

Zebedee DuBois 11-27-2023 01:10 PM

I don't care how much you make at your job, it ain't better than being retired.

neech 11-27-2023 01:24 PM

Good for you scho63 you deserve it.

BWillie 11-27-2023 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 17247305)
LMAO

Isn't it nuts how an ounce of charisma can be a substitute for pounds of brain matter... and how much further some people get confidently talking bullshit compared to those who just state the truth and move on?

I've interviewed people with 5 page resumes who haven't done jack shit but sure love to talk buzzword bingo at you while they sidestep every question.

IT fortunately doesn't often lie in that regard, except project managers and of course the non-IT IT like sales.

That is sales in a nutshell. My best friend in high school got an 18 on his ACT. Now is in sales and makes almost what Scho makes. Then if u are smart and good at talking like Scho u can do wolf of wall street shit. Scho seems to have it both

Bearcat 11-27-2023 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Kotter (Post 17247349)
The charade is transparent to anyone willing to see it. Amazing, ain't it?

It's easy when you were a geek in high school and non-geeks suddenly act like you're their best friend from the moment you meet.... wtf do you want... LMAO

ChiefsCountry 11-27-2023 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Pointer19 (Post 17246792)
What do you sell, and what new hobby do you plan to blow the money on?

Escorts and Olive Garden duh

Bearcat 11-27-2023 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Zebedee DuBois (Post 17247358)
I don't care how much you make at your job, it ain't better than being retired.

That's pretty much where I'm at (but not retired)... obviously if you really love a job, then rake it in while you can, but if I was making $400k+/yr like that Philly person (I'd first move out of that shithole), all that money would be going to work for me so I could retire sooner, work at some job where I could just talk to people about beer or something, and just have a bunch of passive income coming in.

And of course I say that while not making $400k/yr, so who knows... maybe I'd really get used to first class vacations and Super Bowl packages and $100 lunches, requiring me to rake in that much every year. :shrug:

The Franchise 11-27-2023 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by |Zach| (Post 17246103)
Poor Scho...constantly seeking validation from strangers on the internet thinking anyone will think of him as anything but the guy that has to pay for sex.

This was all that needed to be said.

Pasta Little Brioni 11-27-2023 02:04 PM

So, does that mean you won't stiff Mighty Mike next time eating cheap ass pasta?

Mr. Kotter 11-27-2023 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat (Post 17247450)
…And of course I say that while not making $400k/yr, so who knows... maybe I'd really get used to first class vacations and Super Bowl packages and $100 lunches, requiring me to rake in that much every year. :shrug:

I doubt it…I suspect you don’t have to pay for sex, and you don’t strike me as an insecure pretentious prick either.


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