Goddammit. Third ****ing double play squashes another rally.

Twins take a 2-1 lead on the Padres. Mierda.

I believe that's actually the proper pronunciation of Hunter Strickland: Wet ****in Fart... Or maybe that's how you say his name in Commanche. I forget.

Well if that didn't send my boner into the dirt in an instant.

That’s awesome that our gold glove caliber CF is still on the bench so Q can make everyone feel good about playing time.

What the **** bullpen

Hampson. Play circus music.

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Don't worry, if you've got any residual chub, Zerpa will take care of it.

Doctors treat erections that last for more than three hours by watching our bullpen.

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Hahaha, I'm imagining more Clockwork Orange than anything...

Salvy told Zerpa he would rip his dick off if he didn't start throwing strikes.

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Thank God. Zerpa had to mke it interesting.

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Jesus Zerpa... talk about ending ass over tea kettle into good fortune. That was a base clearing double if it's not right at DeJong.

That was ....... fortunate.

Another shitty at bat. He is off tonight.

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