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A Fight Broke Out at Girl Scout Cookie Stand Proving We Can't Have Nice Things
Tensions can run high when you're looking to get your sugar rush, as was the case in Flagler County, Florida over the weekend. Two teenaged boys were arrested by local police after an altercation with a family selling Girl Scout Cookies at a stand outside of a Wal-Mart in the Palm Coast. According to the police report and local news, the boys were looking to collect a $20 debt from one of the girls, but Scout leaders refused. They demanded to be paid in cookies instead—an alternative payment plan that an adult on the scene denied, according to the Daytona Beach News-Journal. So they knocked over the cookie stand, strewing tables and boxes of cookies around, which began a "large disturbance with the family." The interaction escalated into a full-on fistfight; another teenager driving by came to assist the mother of one of the Girl Scouts, and the father was taken to the hospital for a sprained neck and shoulder. The two teens were ultimately charged with a total of four counts of battery and two counts of disorderly conduct, an outcome from the evening that proved to be far less than sweet. http://time.com/4686036/girl-scout-c.../?xid=homepage |
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I'll bet the dude pronounced Arabs as "A-Rabs."
A 64-year-old Florida man tried to set a convenience store on fire because he thought the owners were Muslim, St. Lucie County Sheriff Ken Mascara said. Advertisement Richard L. Lloyd told deputies he wanted to "run the Arabs out of our country" so he pushed a dumpster in front of the Port St. Lucie store and set the contents on fire, Mascara said in a news release posted on Facebook. Lloyd told detectives he assumed the owner was Muslim and that angered him because of "what they are doing in the Middle East," Mascara said. "It's unfortunate that Mr. Lloyd made the assumption that the store owners were Arabic when, in fact, they are of Indian descent," Mascara said. The sheriff said Lloyd's mental health will be evaluated and the state attorney's office will decide if this was a hate crime. The fire at the Met Mart in Port St. Lucie was quickly put out Friday morning and did not cause much damage, Mascara said. The store was closed and protected by security shutters. According to CNN affiliate WPEC, Lloyd told investigators he tried to buy a bottle of Tropicana orange pineapple juice at the store a few days ago but was told they didn't have any. He was also upset because he assumed the store employee was Muslim, WPEC said, citing the investigative report. Lloyd told investigators he planned to burn the building because he "was doing his part for America," WPEC said. When deputies arrived Friday morning and found the fire, a man in front of the store put his hands behind his back and told officers to "take me away," Mascara said. Lloyd was charged with first-degree arson and booked into the St. Lucie County Jail in lieu of a $30,000 bond. Link: http://www.kmbc.com/article/arson-su...f-says/9121945 |
Girl Uber driver picks up ride (girl) ends up taking her to her boyfriends apartment
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If you tap the Workout button on your Apple Watch, you can track the calorie burn on a number of physical activities, including running outside, running on a treadmill, and toiling away on the elliptical machine. But Apple needs to add a "Breaking and Entering" option, because apparently, burglary is a hell of a workout. When Samantha O'Neal recently walked into her home in Alachua County, Florida, she found alleged burglar Ronald Gregory Wesly standing at her stove, calmly frying a chicken and some sausage. Apparently picking locks is more taxing than it looks. Before O'Neal and her sister interrupted him, 34-year-old Wesly was making himself at home, using all of the available ingredients to make himself a meal and preemptively washing it all down with her booze. "He was in here, drunk as a skunk, just being Betty Crocker," Melissa Stanley, O'Neal's sister, told FOX 35. The two women tossed Wesly out—presumably without a to-go bag—and called the police. Wesly was quickly apprehended in the area and is now facing felony charges of burglary and larceny. What he can't be accused of, though, is being a bad cook. "My buddy had eaten [the chicken Wesly cooked]," O'Neal said. "He said it was seasoned very well." According to a recent New York Times report, eating at the scene of a crime is beyond common for burglars. It happens so frequently, the Times says, that it's included in textbooks for police officers. "A burglar may take food from the kitchen or display other forms of aberrational behavior that help establish a modus operandi," it says in "Criminal Investigation: A Method for Reconstructing the Past." "I would assume, you're a burglar, you have an adrenaline rush, you want to get in and out," Detective Anthony Barbee told the Times. "But some people make themselves at home. They get comfortable." He's not wrong. In January, Jacob Merchant was arrested in Youngstown, Ohio after a homeowner caught him in her house. He'd cooked himself a meal—he was actually identified by the egg cartons he'd left behind—and was in the woman's shower when she got home. She ran to a nearby gas station to call the police and, thanks to security footage from the store where Merchant bought his eggs, he was later apprehended. Last June, Diana Sove walked into her home in Whitestown, Indiana and found Roberto Pacheco and Gaudalupe Milian-Tinoco relaxing after cooking a meal (they did load the dishwasher, which was nice). But the ultimate break-and-eat move happened in Washington, DC, when a man forced his way into an empty restaurant, fired up the grill, and fixed himself what looked like a burger. "He cooked food. I don't know if he made a hamburger or not," Officer Sean Hickman told the Washington Post . He also stole a bottle of water, because even criminals have to stay hydrated. If any burglars want to stop by and fix something for dinner, that's kind of OK with me. Just leave some leftovers in the fridge, please. |
What kind of sauce do you want with those nuggets?
http://www.kmbc.com/article/woman-ar...uggets/9586738 A Florida woman is facing prostitution charges after allegedly offering to have sex with an undercover law enforcement officer for $25 and some chicken nuggets. Alex Direeno was arrested April 25 in Manatee County, Florida. An undercover officer said Direeno was coming out of a gas station in Bradenton, Florida, and waved at the officer. Direeno told another woman the officer was her boyfriend and she got into his vehicle, according to the deputy's report. The deputy said Direeno negotiated sexual favors for $25 and chicken nuggets. Direeno was arrested by the Manatee County Special Investigative Division. Authorities said they found two hypodermic needles, several small plastic bags, a spoon and a burned glass pipe in her purse. She faces charges of prostitution and possession of drug paraphernalia. |
Chicken nuggets from where? It greatly effects the value.
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Throw Grandma in the Pool!
NORTH LAUDERDALE, Fla. — A Florida teenager turned himself in to police after a video showing him dragging and throwing a woman into a pool was posted online, officials said. The video was captured during a pool party Saturday at a residential community in North Lauderdale, the Broward County sheriff's office said. Video footage shows a woman walking into the pool area with her two dogs before some partygoers began surrounding the woman and taking video with their cellphones. A red-shirted teenager then picks up the woman, but both of them fall to the ground. Within seconds, the man stands up, drags the woman and throws her into the pool, the video shows. The woman, a 68-year-old who is a board member of the Players Place Homeowners Association, suffered injuries to her leg and shoulder, the sheriff's office said. She said she was trying to intervene on an unauthorized party at the community's pool when the incident happened. "We're just asking them -- just lower the volume," the woman told CNN affiliate WSVN. "I didn't care what they were doing. That's not my job to police the place." The unnamed teenager turned himself in Monday afternoon. He has been charged with battery of a person 65 years of age or older, officials said. "I messed up and I have to own up to it," officials say the teenager told them. Residents at the apartment complex were surprised by the incident. "First of all, I can't even believe that somebody would be allowed to act like that," resident Tracy Ann Simmonds told CNN affiliate WPBF. "These young people are a little bit out of control." http://www.kmbc.com/article/woman-th...3A+New+Content |
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Teacher alerted drug dealers as revenge on cheating husband
Associated Press JUNE 21, 2017 — 3:50PM FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. — A Florida teacher tipped off drug dealers that her detective husband was investigating them in order to get revenge for his alleged infidelity. The South Florida Sun-Sentinel reported Wednesday that federal prosecutors want an eight-year sentence for 31-year-old Porsha Session, who pleaded guilty earlier this year to obstruction. In 2013, Session searched her then-husband's work email and found information about a drug investigation. She says he was cheating on her, and that to get back at him, she used a co-worker's phone at the elementary school where she worked to call one of the dealers and alert him that an informant had infiltrated his group. The informant later killed himself. Her attorneys are asking that she be sentenced to house arrest at her June 28 hearing. |
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Drug raid in The Villages retirement community nets evidence of golf cart 'chop shop'
Click on the link below for the mug shots. Meth is a helluva drug. :eek:
Five people are being held in a Florida jail on drug-related charges in connection with a SWAT-team raid in The Villages retirement community that turned up evidence of a possible "chop shop" operation for stolen golf cars. Among those arrested was Kathleen Unrath, 43, niece of the ailing homeowner, who was not believed to be involved in any illegal activity. Unrath, who lived in the house, said she was going to take care of her uncle but instead was allegedly running the illegal drug and chop shop businesses behind his back, deputies told WFTV. Golf carts, many souped-up, are a popular mode of transportation around the retirement community that is dotted with golf courses and has more than 150,000 residents south of Ocala, Fla. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...hop/435205001/ |
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - A Jacksonville man accidentally shot himself in the penis early Friday morning when he sat on a gun in the driver's seat of his car, police said.
The 38-year-old man was taken to Memorial Hospital by a woman, who told police that the man was sitting in his Nissan Altima by himself and came into their home on Freedom Crossing Trail in a panic and ran straight to the bathroom. She said she followed him and saw that he had a gunshot wound to his penis, so she took him to the hospital, where he underwent surgery. She said the man told her he sat on the gun, which accidentally went off. Police were called to the hospital just before 3 a.m. because of the gunshot wound. Investigators found that the man was convicted of cocaine possession in 2004. It's possible he will be facing charges for possessing a firearm, because he is a convicted felon. https://www.news4jax.com/news/florid...nis-police-say |
Can't believe you missed this one George....
http://ktla.com/2017/06/28/florida-w...eriffs-office/ Florida Woman Arrested After Having Baby With 11-Year-Old Boy: Sheriff’s Office A Florida woman who was 23 years old when she gave birth three years ago to a baby fathered by an 11-year-old was arrested Tuesday, authorities said. Marissa Ashley Mowry, of Port Richey, was 22 years old when she allegedly had sex with the victim in January 2014, resulting in her becoming pregnant, according to a news release from the the Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Office. Mowry gave birth in October 2014. After the child was born, she allegedly continued to have sexual contact with the victim on multiple occasions, up until he was about 14 years old, the release stated. At some point, detectives began an investigation into Mowry, though they did not reveal what prompted it. The Sheriff’s Office eventually secured an arrest warrant and Mowry — now 25 — was taken into custody Tuesday afternoon without incident. She was booked into the Hillsborough County Jail and faces a charge of sexual battery with a child under 12, authorities said. Authorities have placed the woman’s 3-year-old with a “responsible adult,” the release stated. No additional information was immediately released. |
CHARLOTTE COUNTY, Fla. – It was supposed to be the best day of their life. Instead, their maid of honor got arrested and is facing several charges from a wedding day gone wrong.
The Charlotte County ceremony has been described as beautiful, but when the reception kicked off, guests said the maid of honor Amanda Willis hit the bottle hard - and almost hit the best man with his own car. The wedding pictures tell the story of a content couple, Brian and Jennifer Butler. They had their cake and first dance while Willis started drinking. "She was a mess. She drank almost a whole entire bottle of Fireball," said guest Robert Templeton. "She was drunk within 20 minutes to half an hour," said Jennifer Butler. Willis started asking people for their keys, according to those in attendance. "She just went up to the best man and grabbed his keys out of his pocket and jumped in his car," said Templeton. Willis backed out and almost hit the best man - Brian's brother, who grabbed on to the car, according to WBBH-TV. "She took off, and his feet were dragging across the ground. He had to hit the E-brake," said Templeton. Guests wrestled Willis out of the car. "She went back inside. She grabbed up the big bottle of Captain Morgan and just guzzled it like this," said Jennifer Butler. Then they say she got violent. "As soon as I turned around, she came up and cracked me upside of the face," said Templeton. He said he swung back before he knew what was happening, and the deputies were called. "It was insane. Absolutely insane," said Jena Templeton. Deputies said Willis claimed to be having an asthma attack and started shaking as if she were having a seizure. They took her to Bayfront Punta Gorda, where she exposed herself to deputies, assaulted two medics and kicked over her bed pan, according to the sheriff's office. "She had her be her maid of honor, and it was a bad decision," said Robert Templeton. While Willis was supposed to be the bride's best friend, Jennifer Butler said the two are no longer friends. This arrest is Willis' ninth in Charlotte County. She faces charges of larceny, battery, grand theft of a motor vehicle, and violation of probation. http://whnt.com/2017/01/11/it-was-in...nto-nightmare/ |
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Florida Man turns himself into Ragu:
http://www.kmbc.com/article/sky-dive...-jump/10311983 DELAND, Fla. — A sky diver in Florida sent a video to his wife saying he wasn't going to pull the cord on his parachute, minutes before jumping to his death from a plane. An incident report released Friday by the DeLand Police Department says Capotorto Vitantonio's wife ran into Sky Dive DeLand Tuesday after receiving the video and begged an employee to stop her husband. The employee radioed up to the plane, but it was too late. Vitantonio had already jumped. The report says that Vitantonio, an experienced jumper, didn't open his shoot. According to the report, Vitantonio told his wife in the video that he was going "somewhere wonderful." The Sky Dive DeLand employee told investigators that Vitantonio seemed "normal" before going up. |
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After my experience with Sprint yesterday, i can certainly appreciate why someone would shoot at phone trucks.
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Paul Marcarelli, TYPICAL BASTARD!
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YOU GUYS ARE GETTING SLOW WITH ALL THE DC BULLSHIT DISTRACTIONS!!! :(
THIS IS GOOD AND I WOULD PLOW AND PLOW BOTH OF THEM! :D:D ========================================== Mother-daughter duo busted in erotic massage parlor sting Published August 19, 2017 New York Post http://nypost.com/2017/08/18/mother-...-parlor-sting/ A mother-daughter duo was busted earlier this week for an unlicensed massage parlor offering sexual favors. Anne Dodge, 55, and Jennifer Dodge, 30, were arrested after authorities received a tip alleging prostitution at their home in Sarasota, Florida. The pair posted ads to Backpage.com advertising their erotic services, news station WFTS reported. “I am a beautiful, talented, licensed massage therapist whom God uses to bring his healing energy to you and bring you to a whole new level of ecstasy,” a listing for Anne reportedly said. Between June and August, detectives conducted an undercover operation into their massage business. During the investigation, Anne performed a massage on an undercover officer for money despite not having a license. Her daughter offered another detective sexual favors for a fee. Authorities obtained a search warrant of their home Wednesday and uncovered a towel steamer, deep-tissue massage lotion and warming massage oil, according to news station WFVT. The older Dodge was arrested Wednesday and faces charges that include operating a massage establishment without a license. She was released the same day on $4,000 bond. Her daughter, Jennifer, was booked Thursday and charged with prostitution. The 30-year-old, who posted the $1,500 bail, has three prior convictions for prostitution. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/...3104682328.jpg https://scontent.fphx1-1.fna.fbcdn.n...78&oe=59EAE2D2 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/...3105356441.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/...3105810588.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/...3105378863.jpg https://thenypost.files.wordpress.co...4&h=441&crop=1 |
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Vintage Florida. Note that not only was there a 7 month old child in the car with him but it was in the front seat...
Accused Florida drug dealer hides $1,000 in rectum Florida police arrested a man following a traffic stop when they found he was carrying an assortment of drugs and a large amount of money. But the biggest surprise came when they got back to the station and found the cash had disappeared but $20 bills were falling from his rectum. A Marion County deputy pulled over Pattreon Stokes, 26, for speeding in the early hours of the morning Saturday, cops said in a Facebook post. During the stop, the officer smelled marijuana and upon searching the car, he found methamphetamine, rock cocaine and heroin. A scale was also recovered from the vehicle. Police said he was carrying a “small amount of marijuana and a large amount of currency on his person.” They arrested Stokes and brought him to Marion County Jail. But when they got there, cops said the money they found earlier was gone. Stokes claimed that deputies had already collected it, but “this was certainly not true,” police wrote in the post. “Detention deputies then noticed something quite unusual...” the post reads. “They observed $20.00 bills falling from Stokes’ buttocks area.” In a process cops called “necessary but undesirable” for everyone involved, they found $1,090.00 in U.S. currency hidden in Stokes’ rectum. “Judging from Stokes’ mug shot, he looks pretty ‘bummed’ about the whole situation,” police joked. The Facebook post went on to apologize to the “wonderful cashiers” in Marion County, writing that they’d would understand if cash handlers chose to use gloves. Police added that there was a 7-month-old child in the front passenger seat of Stokes’ car when he was arrested. Stokes is charged with Smuggling Contraband into a Detention Facility, Trafficking Methamphetamine, Trafficking Heroin, Possession of Cocaine with the Intent to Sell, Manufacture or Deliver, Possession of Marijuana and Possession of Drug Equipment. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/29...in-rectum.html |
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A man’s parents reportedly flew from India to Florida to “discipline” his wife for “being disobedience".
Authorities rescued the mother of a one-year-old, from what they described as a “horribly abusive situation”. The woman, who has not been named, was held in her home against her will by her husband, Devbir Kalsi, 33. Police said his parents had flown to his home to participate in the abuse. Investigators believe Kalsi and his parents, Jasbir and Bhupinder Kalsi, had been abusing the woman for a long period of time. The arrest report said Kalsi struck her “repeatedly and forcefully” and when the woman attempted to defend herself, his parents began hitting her too, leaving bruises on her face, neck and torso, The victim told her parents in India about the abuse who notified the sheriff’s office, Fox 13 news reported. When officers arrived at the property to investigate, they had to enter forcibly after they found the door blocked by Kalsi. The victim was heard inside the property screaming to be saved and asking officers to rescue her child. She was found with bruises all over her body and told officers that her phone had been taken away and that a knife had been held to her throat. "I'm both sad and scared at the same time," said her neighbour Stephanie Payne. "I'm upset that this was all going on right across the street from me and I never knew and couldn't do anything about it and couldn't help her because that really breaks my heart to know that a woman and her one-year-old were being treated so poorly and were so scared." Kalsi and his parents are facing a wide range of charges. They include aggravated battery with a deadly weapon, failure to report child abuse and false imprisonment. All three could also be deported back to India. Link: https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-m...175343979.html |
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">These two were caught stealing a JEA pole just this morning! Citizens watching out and officers cleaning up = partnership! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Irma?src=hash">#Irma</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/JSO?src=hash">#JSO</a> <a href="https://t.co/q6VKOvPKuU">pic.twitter.com/q6VKOvPKuU</a></p>— Jax Sheriff's Office (@JSOPIO) <a href="https://twitter.com/JSOPIO/status/908000530793984000">September 13, 2017</a></blockquote>
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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...a-love-n805016 Cliff's notes - in 1990 a lady answered the door to her home. A fully decked out clown with balloons greeted her. As she went to greet the clown, it shot her in the face, right in front of her two teen sons She died a few days later The dad was a suspect They never made a murder case, but the scrutiny led to convictions and jail time for unrelated accounting/fraud-style crimes [ie, small time mafia type shit, racketeering and such]. When he got out of jail, he eventually remarried Recent improvements in DNA testing lef to retesting of old evidence this year. The DNA tests proved that the women he married after he got out of jail was the original killer. No info yet if the dad was involved in the original plot, or the unwitting object of a murderous crush. |
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Young White people are such trash bucket junkies! :eek::eek:
:shake::shake::shake::shake::shake: Florida moms overdosed on heroin while their newborns were in the backseat, police say http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/10/07...olice-say.html Two Florida women who became friends after meeting at a drug-treatment program were arrested after overdosing on heroin in an SUV with their 1-month-old and 2-month-old babies in the backseat, police said. Kristen Leigh O’Connor, 27, of Coral Springs and June Ann Schweinhart, 28, of Lake Worth, were charged with child neglect after they were released from the hospital, police in Boynton Beach, Fla., said. “This is an incredibly tragic situation and ultimately, the ones most affected by this are those innocent, beautiful babies,” Boynton Beach police said in a Facebook post announcing the arrests. “We hope this serves as a wake-up call for these moms, and that they seek further treatment for their addiction. We sincerely wish them all the best.” Family members of the two women took custody of the newborns. Police said O’Connor and Schweinhart went to a parking garage Thursday to snort heroin in the company of the two babies. They bought the heroin from a drug dealer for $60. Schweinhart called 911 when O’Connor began to overdose but then she started convulsing, police said. Officers brought these babies back to the police department after their mothers overdosed on heroin (Boynton Beach Police Department) “Fortunately, there was a Good Samaritan nearby who saw all of this happening and took the phone from her to speak with dispatchers,” Boynton Beach police spokeswoman Stephanie Slater said in the Facebook post. Cops found the babies strapped in their car seats, the Palm Beach Post reported. At the hospital, O’Connor told police she and Schweinhart knew each other from a drug treatment program and decided to “hang out” on Thursday, the paper reported. O'Connor also told police she and Schweinhart became friends because their babies were due the same day, according to the paper. The infants were born four days apart. O’Connor was released on $4,500 bond, the paper reported. Schweinhart was being held in lieu of $3,000 bail. A judge told O’Connor she can only see her baby if her mother is present, according to the paper. Schweinhart was told that if she makes bail she can have contact with her baby if another adult is present. http://a57.foxnews.com/images.foxnew....jpg?ve=1&tl=1 http://a57.foxnews.com/images.foxnew....jpg?ve=1&tl=1 |
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Did Manti Te'o move to Florida?
http://www.kmbc.com/article/man-kill...3A+New+Content PASCO COUNTY, Fl. — A murder turned into a shootout with deputies Thursday after authorities say the deceased gunman, 30-year-old Brian Disario, shot and killed his mother's friend, 56-year-old David Armstrong. Disario reportedly believed Armstrong was hitting on his imaginary girlfriend. Disario has a history of mental illness. Authorities then say Disario fired at deputies, and caused a nearby elementary school to go into lockdown after he pointed a gun in that direction. Investigators are now trying to figure out how Disario was able to get a hold of all the guns he had. * |
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Nacho cheese They say the customer is always right. However, in the case of a Florida woman who tossed hot nacho cheese at a 7-Eleven clerk, Melbourne police couldn’t disagree more. It was around 1:50 a.m. Thursday when Stephanie L. Hicks, 31,walked into a 7-Eleven store in Melbourne to buy a sandwich and a cup of nacho cheese, the Palm Bay Daily reported. The cashier told Hicks not to open the cheese dispenser, but the hungry woman ignored her request. Hicks proceeded to open it anyway and went up to pay for her items, only to be denied service by the employee. That’s when Hicks launched the sandwich and hot nacho cheese across the counter at the clerk. As the food traveled through the air, Hicks yelled: “The customer is always right.” http://www.miamiherald.com/news/stat..._1140/GetImage If anyone can shrink that-feel free. Ick |
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A South Florida teacher is out a job after throwing an after-school surprise birthday party in a classroom that featured sex toys and X-rated party favors, according to a report. Parents told WSVN-TV that the party at the Mater Lakes Academy charter school in Miami Wednesday exposed the students -- who were as young as 11 -- to sex-themed party favors. The mother of a young girl who was an attendee said the party was for a former male student, and when he walked into the classroom “they surprised him with a hat that had a penis attached to the top and a string to be able to pull it . . . ,” the station reported. <IFRAME id=google_ads_iframe_/4145/fnc/us_1 title="3rd party ad content" style="BORDER-LEFT-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-RIGHT-WIDTH: 0px; VERTICAL-ALIGN: bottom; BORDER-BOTTOM-WIDTH: 0px; BORDER-TOP-WIDTH: 0px; border-image: none" height=1 marginHeight=0 frameBorder=0 width=1 name=google_ads_iframe_/4145/fnc/us_1 marginWidth=0 scrolling=no></IFRAME> She also said the party included a cake that was in the shape of the female form, according to the station. The station aired snippets of video shot at the party showing the hat and other sexual items. Students who were reported to be members of the school's dance team can be heard singing happy birthday. “You can’t even imagine,” said the mother, who is also a teacher, WSVN reported. “You know, I’ve raised my daughter the proper way and never taught her anything similar to that.” The woman told the station her daughter was extremely upset. “She couldn’t sleep last night. She woke up crying,” she said. “It hurts that she’s being taught this at the school where I trust she’s gonna be taken care of.” The teacher wasn’t identified. Mater Lakes Academy officials said the dance teacher had been fired, but wouldn’t say who brought in the X-rated party favors, the station said. They said in a statement, “Once we became aware of the situation, we addressed it immediately and have taken the appropriate measures and the individual has been dismissed,” the station reported. http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/10/22...da-school.html |
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Wow...New name for herb "Amazon Prime!"
It's safe to say marijuana is one of the things you can't order on Amazon. Tell that to the Orlando couple who received 65 pounds of weed in a recent shipment, reports local ABC affiliate WFTV. The couple, who WFTV said did not want to be identified for safety reasons, said they ordered plastic storage bins. They received the bins, but with the added bonus of 65 pounds of marijuana stuffed inside. "They were extremely heavy, heavier than you would think from ordering four empty bins," said one of the customers. Once they learned what was inside the bins, they contacted police. "When the first officer got here, she was in disbelief," the customer told WFTV. Sgt. Eduardo Bernal, public information officer with the Orlando Police Department, said they are cooperating with authorities in the state where the package shipped. WFTV reports the package was shipped from a facility in Massachusetts. Amazon said they will also work with police on the case. "Our customer service team worked directly with the customer to address concerns and will work with law enforcement to investigate the case, as needed," Amazon said in a statement. https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...der/793580001/ |
BRB, I gotta place an order.
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Wedding crasher spying on ‘boyfriend’ sparks massive bridesmaids brawl: cops
She looks crazy as ****! :eek:
====================================== http://nypost.com/2017/10/24/wedding...ds-brawl-cops/ October 24, 2017 | 8:26pm A wedding crasher ruined a couple’s big day when she hurled a drink at guests and got involved in a bridesmaids brawl, police said. Shelby McDowell, 20, was arrested Sunday night after she showed up uninvited to spy on a guest she claimed was her boyfriend at a wedding in Palm Coast, Florida, according to news station WKMG. McDowell claimed, upon arriving at Hammock Beach Resorts, that she saw her boyfriend, Darby Johns, dancing with and kissing a woman on the dance floor. She then poured a drink on the pair, punched the woman in the face and made a break for the bathroom, according to authorities. Several bridesmaids, however, decided to take matters into their own hands and dragged McDowell out of the bathroom stall, according to WKMG. While pulling her out by the feet, the women reportedly began pummeling the wedding crasher. The resort manager came to break up the fight, but McDowell was on top of her boyfriend’s dancing partner and punching her, authorities said. Johns told authorities that the unruly wedding crasher was not his girlfriend. He claimed that he had been heading to the dance floor when she attacked them. McDowell was booked at Flagler County jail on battery charges. https://thenypost.files.wordpress.co...4&h=441&crop=1 |
Florida Woman on Horseback Charged With DUI
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-n...ed-dui-n817231 LAKELAND, Fla. — A Florida woman may have to pony up after police busted her for riding a horse down a busy highway while intoxicated. https://media3.s-nbcnews.com/j/newsc...ux-600-700.jpg |
I was going to post the same horse story. I say innocent.
It is a well proven tradition to let the horse find the way home while drunk. Had a relative that used it a lot. |
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I love Florida News. I think it's my favorite CP thread.
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NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. (AP)
Authorities say a naked Florida man burst into a woman's home, ran around inside and then tried on some of her clothes before he was arrested. Naked man runs into woman's home, tries on clothes Joseph Vaglica, 40, was arrested The Daytona Beach News-Journal reports that 40-year-old Joseph Vaglica is charged with burglary with assault and is jailed on $25,000 bail. It was not immediately clear if he has a lawyer. Police say Vaglica entered the woman's home through the garage door and then ran through the kitchen acting irrationally. The woman ran to her stepson's house next door and called 911. Investigators say Vaglica went into a bedroom and tried on the woman's clothes and then ran back outside toward the stepson's house. He was rolling in the yard when police arrived. Court records show Vaglica has numerous previous arrests. http://m.baynews9.com/content/mobile...d_man_run.html |
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This is the PERFECT example of who should NOT own a gun of any kind! :eek: |
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Ah....we have fresh Florida news...good sign for Sunday, Y'all....
FORT WALTON BEACH, Fla. (AP) — An opossum that apparently drank bourbon after breaking into a Florida liquor store sobered up at a wildlife rescue center and was released unharmed. Emerald Coast Wildlife Refuge officials say the opossum was brought in by a Fort Walton Beach, Florida, police officer on Nov. 24. A liquor store employee found the animal next to a broken and empty bottle of bourbon. “A worker there found the opossum up on a shelf next to a cracked open bottle of liquor with nothing in it,” said Michelle Pettis, a technician at the refuge. “She definitely wasn’t fully acting normal.” Pettis told the Northwest Florida Daily News the female opossum appeared disoriented, was excessively salivating and was pale. The staff pumped the marsupial full of fluids and cared for her as she sobered up. “We loaded her up with fluids to help flush out any alcohol toxins,” Pettis said. “She was good a couple of days later.” Pettis says the opossum did not appear to have a hangover. The store owner, Cash Moore, says he never had an opossum break in before. “She came in from the outside and was up in the rafters, and when she came through she knocked a bottle of liquor off the shelf,” Moore said. “When she got down on the floor she drank the whole damn bottle.” “But it just goes to show that even the animals are impressed with Cash’s,” he said. The animal was released on Thursday. https://apnews.com/1043773b5ea44e9ca9506a0632fc3eac |
Opossum doesn't care. Opossum doesn't give a shit......
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