Just not the Royals' night. ****.

DP!

Gamer

Way to go, big guy

There is our defense.

Whew.

Chris Young was a beast tonight. Great work.

Huge double play. Needed that.

Needed that!

Whew. Thanks, Young. Your country's proud of you.

That works. Good work Young. Imagine it'll be HMD the rest of the way. Let's go score.

Cain, Hos, Cuban Breakfast

Lets get some runs.

Guess you guys forgot that A's game against John Lester and stuff?

Die

Nice! Now score a bunch of runs! I wonder if the playoffs are a sonic slam inning? The radio would mention it if it is.

BEAUTIFUL BOYS. LETS GET A COUPLE

There are 12 outs left. Jfc. Some of you guys need to pack up your football PTSD and GTFO. This ain't the Chiefs.

Morales gets another chance at the plate this inning!

They are trying to steal this inning. Make them pay.

I don't know how many times the Royals have to win in the late innings to show they're in pretty much every game, but JFC...

Marlins Man is in the seats now.

Now we can take the lead.

God **** shit. So goddamn close

Cain has nothing to show for three well-struck balls

George needs his pink shirt and sport coat. He is slacking tonight.

Hos trying to pull everything

Tring to pull everything for some reason.

All these ****ing dink groundballs

**** jizz dildo shit.

Still pissed about Cain's rotten luck. He's gotten robbed on two straight at bats, and either of them would have meant an extra run.

I don't understand why Hos is pulling. ****ing dumb.

Lot of balls hit on the nose that have been outs

Every hard hit ball is headed right at someone.

Just popping in to say:

Hey, COMO: **** you.

Hitting the ball decent. Just always AT someone.

I know how the Pirates felt today. Every hard hit ball at someone.

I am ****ing sick of the ASStros already.

We could very easily get swept if we lose tonight. I don't see how anyone could feel confident about game 3.

I hear Como is hiding out in some underground bunker.

His worthless ass should be banned if we lose. **** him.

Would hate to see someone get ahold of a 100 mph Herrera fastball.

Ready to get Haley Joel Osment out of this ****ing game.

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Here we go Royals here we go

I still can't believe we only have two runs right now.

Herrera's velocity has been down lately.

Let's see if we can keep Altuve off the bases.

Last postseason was a lot more fun.

That little ****er can't even hit into a double play.

Productive out, though

McHugh coming back in?

That HR most definitely did not go 421 feet.

Thats' some serious cheese.

Honestly, and I'll get shit for this, I think we're done if we don't win tonight. I don't think we can win in Houston, period.

PITCHABILITY

Anyone have any idea what that's supposed to mean?

This thread should have been thrown into an AIDS fire and CoMo permabanned the second it was created.

Yep.

Let's get some runs boys.

Bats need to step up. Literally one dude has done shit all night

Rally time

We will never beat Lester!!!

We just need guys on base. Stop trying to hit everything deep.

This team has been on life support since the beginning of September. That team, we are not.

I've felt that Game 1 was huge, because I simply don't trust Cueto. We stand a good chance of going down 0-2 facing Kuechel at home in Game 3, but even if we win tomorrow Game 4 looms as a must-win for us.

SO LET'S ****ING RALLY AND WIN THIS GAME!

This teams hitting luck has been so bad tonight that it could have been raining pussy at the K and the Royals would have got hit by a dick.

We won our last 5 games of the season and looked great. Did you blackout sometime in the last two weeks?

another hard hit ball

Pull, pull, pull

Maybe moose beating the shift at the beginning of the season was just luck.

Sal all over the fastball right down the middle, fouls it off

Running out of chances.

Swinging at a bounce pass

He's swung at every single pitch he's seen tonight I think

WTF? It's a 2-run game in the 7th inning of Game 1.

Ugh

Welcome to a Royals game day thread

Laid off!

It's hard to post here honestly.

Welcome to ChiefsPlanet.

Marlins man finally makes his appearance behind home plate. ROFL

Damn Salvy square something up.

Amazingly Salvy is getting some good pitches to hit.