Witty, if purposeful
Ironic, if not.

Kudos in any case.

Did they still end up with more penalty yards against the offense than yards gained by the offense?

WOW. AS with 3.9 ypp avg. That's not even a good RB average.

I feel like throwing up watching that offense

Before the game Andy was scouting the Vikings by watching the Michigan vs Michigan State game. Never give in!

So...

You guys think Cueto will keep it going tomorrow?

Chiefs get the ball to start the half. Alex is going to go rally the troops with an all time great half time speech and come out guns blazing in the second half.

Chiefs 28 - 10 Vikings.

This is an exciting game. They are only on pace to lose by 20.

Lions and Texans both winning so far. Here comes that #1 pick.

Just check in. Nice to see some old names in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too familiar circumstances. :banghead:

Trying to stink on offense this bad must wipe them out on game day...

Stop mentioning our baseball team in this thread. I don't want any of the stinky shit that is the Chiefs to rub off on them.

Four defensive touchdowns will be tough.

Yes.

2-14 was accurate of the talent level for 2012 - Todd Haley actually had them playing over their heads in 2010/11.

This team actually had possible SB contender applied to them this preseason...Reid has turned them into an AIDS-filled dumpster fire, and Alex Smith is nothing but antifreeze at this point.

51 yards of offense. 50 yards on penalty.

Imagine having a family to feed and your sole source of income was selling tickets to Andy Reid clock management seminars.

If Alex Smith trots back out there to start the 2nd half, I'm going to do something else.

I don't see how we win ANY more games this year playing as bad as we are, This team is a complete fail from Hunt-Dorsey-Reid all the way down to the equipment manager.

ROFL

No more fat coaches.

Have fun.

The offense is sponsored by Budweiser and Charmin. They are going to need it.

Punting on that 4th and 2 was gutless. I said aloud, "That is conceding defeat." I am sleepy, so it is nap time. There is no point in staying awake for this. The only thing I'd find worth tuning in again is to see if Alex is benched, but we all know that barring injury, he will be out there.

Welp, time to get that yard work done that I have been putting off.

FYP

I just found out why the Chiefs are bad, Andy Ried, the offensive line, our cornerbacks and safeties, QB, and receivers are all garbage. 2-14 season at best

My money is on else.

Please trot Daniel out there after the half

****ing penalties.

As likely as the Chiefs are to stink, you are as dependable to only show up when they suck. Like an old buzzard you love the stench.

ROFL

So my strategy of punting on first down wouldn't work. By a yard.

Still not watching, and NFL.com is confirming for me the wisdom of that choice.

Punt - Punt - Punt - Punt - Punt

I am for whatever forces change.

You don't like witnessing the greatness that is MVP?

The Smiths are pleasing me greatly today.

Smith's completion percentage so far is nearly 70 percent. That's pretty damn good.

Congratulations. The Chiefs suck and you're still a ****. Some things never change.

I hit the 30 second fast forward button 3 times to watch his greatness every drive.

Half this team just needs to hit the showers.








In Germany...

The only reason this isn't a blowout is the Vikings' commitment to the run.

lol trents keys to the game

COLQUITT NEEDS MORE TOUCHES.

Already have. I increased my alcoholic consumption.

You are missing comedy gold!

WTF was that???????

Catch the mother-****ing ball.

Great play

Another drop for Conley...

What was that shit?

What the hell was that?

Has Conley ever played wr?

A ****ing read option?

Kelce has to be counting the days until he is a free agent.

Cut Conley pls

As a WR, Conley makes a great film director

They got a 1st down!!!!!

We drafted a wr without hands

HOLY SHIT! No penalty.

But boy can he jump!

Eat a bullet.

Overreact much?

Do we ever throw to the middle of the field?

Time for that Smith INT

bahahahaaaaaa

Holy shit, Albert Wilson. I forgot he was on the team!

Butterfingers

Wow Conley

3rd drop for Conley.

He's a gem, that one...

3 drops for Conley......

Conley drop. Weird.

Thanks for the doing the Lord's work, Conley.

Did you cut your dick the 1st time it didn't perform?

Hahahahaha. Not even close.

Conley drops everything, hhahahahhahahahha

Good offense lol

Conley is what you get when you convert William bartee to write.

LMAO