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The Los Angeles Chargers select, WR , Slade Bolton , Alabama
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I think I like Wan'dale Robinson better than Austin.
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At work can someone msg boss chief?
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The New Orleans Saints select Smoke Monday, S, Auburn
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The Philadelphia Eagles select Bo Melton, WR, Rutgers
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I’ve been sick and have barely left bed the last 24 hours so hell if I can remember who was on my board (at work - didn’t take a picture yesterday)
I think Mathew Butler was near the top of it and I don’t believe he’s been taken so we’ll go that route. The Jets select Matthew Butler, DT - Tennessee He’s fat. He played in the SEC. That’s the extent of my scouting report of this pick. |
SNR, get with it! I'm ready to be back in a round where my teams actually have picks!
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Sorry guys. This weekend was stupid busy for me. One sec.
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The ShitassOwnersWhoCan'tPickADamnCityAndStayThere Raiders make two selections:
Abram Smith, RB, Baylor Jayden Peevy, DT, Texas A&M |
The Philadelphia Eagles select Chigoziem Okonkwo, TE, Maryland
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The Dallas Cowboys select Tylenol Anderson, S, Toledo.
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The Buffalo Bills Select:Yusuf Corker, S, Kentucky
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The Tennessee Titans select Cade Mays, G, Tennessee
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The New England Patriots select Luke Goedeke, OL, Central Michigan
The Pats land an athletic offensive lineman that could compete to start immediately at RG. |
An organ is pulled onto the stage. A 1970s gentlemen comes out and begins playing an energetic polka. It's Milwaukee native Bob Kames!
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He calls out in a merry tone,
The Green Bay Packers select Velus Jones, WR, Tennessee "This calls for a celebration, and what celebration is complete without the song that I created and spread far and wide into the public. That's right, the Chicken Dance! Everybody join in!" <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/6UV3kRV46Zs?start=47" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture" allowfullscreen></iframe> |
The crowd charges the stage and makes sure that Bob Kames never plays the Chicken Dance again.
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So I'm pretty sure my Jets draft is actually done.
#4: Evan Neal, OT, Alabama #8: Travon Walker, EDGE, Georgia #35: Andrew Booth Jr, CB, Clemson #38: Jahan Dotson, WR, Penn State #69: Tariq Woolen, CB, UTSA 111: Calvin Austin III, WR, Memphis 117: Darrian Beavers, LB, Cincinnati 146: Dohnovan West, IOL, Arizona State 163: Matthew Butler, DT, Tennessee Probably should've gone with Travis Jones instead of Jahan Dotson at 38, but I'm just not a huge fan of Dotson so I'm letting my bias cloud my judgment a bit and ultimately the Jets needed a solid well-rounded WR prospect (then again, they could also use a disruptive interior DL). I still just don't see the ceiling there but then again, maybe ceiling isn't critical for them right now - they just need some guys that can be above average players. That was my most questionable pick by a fair amount, IMO. Should've maybe gone with Nick Cross at 69 instead of Woolen but the Jets signed Whitehead and Woolen just has too damn much potential to pass on the early 3rd. Barno over Beavers would've been justifiable at 117 but I Beavers just presents such an interesting swiss army knife. Then again he may just be a special teams tweener sort. On balance I think that's a hell of a return not just because of the amount of capital I had to work with, but because I think I extracted a really nice bit of value out of just about every one of those picks. |
On vacation for a few days so picking on my phone, this is going to be a ball ache
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The 49ers select Sterling Weatherford, S, Miami
I hope that’s not a **** up, I don’t know how to search the thread for names on my phone Can someone PM next up? |
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NY Giants select Chris Hinton, Defensive Tackle, Michigan.
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Cincinnati Bengals select LaBryan Ray, Defensive Tackle, Alabama.
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****, I forgot to put up the 6th round last night.
I blame it on the Oscars drama. I’ll do it tonight fellas. |
The LA Rams select Alec Lindstrom, OC, Boston College
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The Dallas Cowboys select Danny Gray, split end, SMU.
Afterwards, Jones screams at s Taylor again: put that one in your pipe and smoke it, Chief! |
Yeah Bills totally ****ed up this draft lots of missed opportunities
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Sorry no one msg me I’ll have my pick in bout ten minutes
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The Detroit Lions select, Chigoziem Okonkwo, TE, Maryland
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The Dallas Cowboys select Ty Chandler, WINGBACK, North Carolina.
Jones again shouts from the audience: "Go screw yourself, staylor. I can use dumb nicknames for positions, too! I come up with them while chillin on my YACHT." |
The Indianapolis Colts select Tariq Castro-Fields, CB, Penn State
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The Jacksonville Jaguars select Hassan Haskins, RB, Michigan
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the Detroit Lions select DONTARIO DRUMMOND, WR , Ole Miss
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New York Giants select Gregory Junior, Cornerback, Ouachita Baptist.
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Houston Texans Select: MICHAEL GRIFFIN II, Tweener, South Dakota State
Also....I'm a dipshit. |
The Franchise will either give me a handjob or a slap in the face. Possibly both.
The Minnesota Vikings select Jack Coan, QB, Notre Dame |
The Buffalo Bills Select: Matt Araiza, P, San Diego State
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The Chicago Bears take Isaih Weston, WR, Northern Iowa.
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The 49ers select D'Marco Jackson, LB, Appalachian State
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The Jacksonville Jaguars select Chasen Hines, IOL, LSU
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The Washington Commanders select Lucas Krull, TE, Pittsburgh.
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I'm going to go like 70 selections without a pick.
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Im still riding a 64 pick gap. I feel the pain. It will have been almost 2 weeks between picks by the time I'm back up (estimate). Can't imagine staying engaged with a longer gap.
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The Atlanta Falcons select Micheal Clemons, EDGE, Texas A&M
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The Minnesota Vikings have two selections:
JT Woods, S, Baylor Kennedy Brooks, RB, Oklahoma Can somebody PM Duncan for me? |
I literally flipped a coin between JT and Michael.
Nice value I sent the PM to Duncan |
Deciding to end their feud with the mock draft csars,
The Dallas Cowboys select Jermaine Waller, CB, Virginia Tech. |
The Philadelphia Eagles select Jaylen Watson, CB, Washington State
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The Los Angeles Chargers select, Cole Turner, TE , Nevada
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Baltimore native and well-known NFL sideline reporter Melissa Stark walks onto the stage. The crowd cheers.
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Sensing what the crowd wants, she stands on the stage for a moment. The crowd cheers louder.
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She shouts over the crowd, "Do you want me to make the pick or do you want me to just stand here so you can gawk at me?"
The crowd starts a change. "Gawk! Gawk! Gawk!" Melissa stands on stage. https://sportsnaut.com/wp-content/up...999_lowres.jpg |
Eight hours later, the crowd noise dies down long enough for her to announce over the microphone.
The Baltimore Ravens select Thomas Booker, DT, Stanford. At the crowd's request, Melissa remains on stage so they can stare at her. https://live.staticflickr.com/8302/7...e9a8b4db_b.jpg |
Eventually Melissa Stark gets bored and leaves.
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The Jacksonville Jaguars select Damarri Mathis, DB, Pittsburgh
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The Jacksonville Jaguars select James Houston IV, LB, Jackson State
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Mellisa starts is she the one married to EX Qb Ponder or am I getting her confused with someone else
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The Carolina Panthers select Bailey Zappe, QB WKU
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Just so you guys know, chiefscafan needs to make a new pick for the Lions at 177. Chig was taken 11 picks earlier at 166 by staylor.
In the meantime, Bill stares at the board in disbelief. So many guys sitting here that he thought would be gone, making it a hard decision. With Brandon Bolden gone and James White starting to pile up the years, Bill looks for another dynamic pass-catcher out of the backfield and sees what he likes. The New England Patriots select Kyren Williams, RB, Notre Dame. |
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The Arizona Cardinals select Luke Fortner, IOL, Kentucky.
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KC crow he picked
Chigoziem Okonkwo, TE, Maryland My pick was James Mitchel from va tech we didn’t pick the same guy I picked |
Also whoever complained that I took to long the person never messaged me after thier pick.
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Whatever no one told me he had been picked I’m sorry thank you staylor26 for switching that pick for me sorry work had been crazy last couple of days I’m just now got on to see where we were.
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I was super excited this morning thinking I was going to draft Zappe, Williams, or Fortner. 6th round Dreams crushed on successive picks.
The Cleveland Browns select Neil Farrell Jr., NT, LSU |
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