Armed robbery? Could have gotten life for any one of them.

Money rules the world

“Xavier may be down by 6 touchdowns with less than 3 minutes left in the fourth quarter, but he will not be taking a knee. Xavier is about to rally with 7 straight Hail Marys and successful onside kicks to come out of this with a victory for the ages.”

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32 years? Yikes.. RIP. That's most of his adult life if it holds up

If I ever decide to rob a bank, I'm going to run over a couple of people I don't like with the getaway car. They're basically free at that point.

ROFL

Good. Hope it does hold up and we don't hear about the piece of shit ever again.

So, he looks about 30 and is going to be getting released when most people are getting ready to retire.

That's not gonna be fun. Might just want to ride out prison.

Not that this is at the top of his list to worry about, but in a situation like that, I assume that you won't get any Social Security in your old age because you don't have a long enough earnings history. So what do you do when you get out and you're 75 with zero income? I guess you probably do the food stamp and TANF thing, so the public still ends up paying for you.

He will probably only spend 10 years in prison.

Let's pour one out for our homie, Chiefaholic

This guy is such a dumb fk.

I hope someone shanks him in prison.

Oh, good. He can get a job to qualify for Social Security.

Doubtful. He's serving most of his federal sentence unless he somehow is pardoned.

Does the banks/insurance companies get totally free NFL access while he's in the klink

An innocent bank teller probably making minimum wage trying to scrape by has a gun stuck in her face and threaten with death.

That ain’t just ripping off some candy from the quick trip. He deserves the time.

How is X Factor holding up these days? Is he “at risk” of robbing any banks? ��

100%. He's a menace. Her trauma suffered so he could big time it on Twitter & live a life most cannot afford attending Chiefs games.

Lock it up & throw away the key.

You go back to robbing banks I suppose

I forgot to post this from Springfield, MO, about 3 months ago.:shrug:

I found his Facebook. Seems like he’s doing well. Good to see.

Let's win it this year for Chiefsaholic!!!!

He can put cigarettes away for his old age. Making Nike products in the US

Wait, break this down for me.

I don’t see how he can make it any clearer.

He had a bit of a questionable post back on April 1st. But mostly looks to just be fishing a lot.

Holy shit he’s at the Super Max prison in Colorado? That’s where they send the cartel and Al Queda. Hope he doesn’t get radicalized

What does this mean?? 😝

“Did cocaine with two girls I picked up at the bar as Taylor Swift “

Our system is so ****in weird, it makes zero sense to me that he'll get a sentence twice as long as a rapist will.

It's either a typo and he meant to say "at Taylor Swift", meaning her concert. Or he dressed up as/impersonated Taylor Swift at some random bar as part of a very unusual but apparently effective pick-up strategy.

Thats where the "celebrity" cons get stashed away. They cant survive as a 'celebrity" in the general population.

He has documentaries made of his crimes watched by millions. He would be dead meat within a day in the general population.