For a while I thought this draft had become direckshunless and drifting, but I feel like it's back on track now.

Giants select Larry Allen Jr, G Harvard

The Oakland Raiders select Brian Allen, CB, Utah

PM please

Also, I can't believe Dobbs went in the 6th. I completely forgot he was still available in the 5th. Considering some of the rumors I've heard about where he might go, it's possible that Sfeihc just blew everybody out of the water with one single pick in our draft value comparison game we do at the end of these things.

We're talking getting this guy at a 150-point value.

He's been sitting on my value list for 2 rounds now and I almost pulled the trigger for KC in the 5th, but I really really hate Albert Wilson and the WRs were disappearing too fast for me pull the trigger on a 2nd QB.

I'd have no problem if the Chiefs took two QB's this year. You'd have to think Dorsey and Reid would hit on one.

I couldn't get over his gigantic forehead and lack of eyebrows.

I know it's not his fault; it's a disease. But I think it was Brandt that took a good point and instead turned it into the single dumbest thing I've ever heard about QB's - "If every QB in this draft class were going for a ride somewhere, they'd toss Mark Sanchez the keys; he has that 'it' factor"

I mean, that's just ****ing reeruned. I toss the keys to the subservient bitch that I know will drive while I can sit in back and drink.

But there's still a kernel of wisdom in that turd. If you're in the huddle with Josh Dobbs and he's barking out signals, could you ever see him as more than that guy from Powder? If he's trying to give some pre-game lockerroom speech and you can't make eye contact because he just gives you the damn heebee jeebees, how good can he be?

Seriously - no hideously ugly quarterbacks. They just don't work. That dude almost certainly spent his middle school years getting picked on and even when he was some stud athlete in high school, he wasn't pulling the trim that some benchwarmer on the basketball team could because he looks like he has AIDS. That has to kill his self-confidence. So no, I would not toss him the keys because I wouldn't want to be in the same vehicle as him.

So I took Brad Kaaya. Brad Kaaya slays pussy, you just know it. Slingin' passes and cum - that's what I want in my quarterback.

Maybe it's just the haircut.

But if you applied this rule over time, you would have passed up Peyton Manning for Brian Griese or somebody. I'm not sure that rule works.

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Not true - look at that strong jaw line and flowing locks:

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Look at the eye contact with that mascot. He's asserting his dominance over a 6 foot tall bloodhound right there. You ever get into a staring contest with a Furry? I have not...I will not.

Manning, during his formative years, would've been a handsome dude and built up all kinds of confidence. It wasn't until he was in his 30s that he looked like Lurch.

EDIT: ARGGH!!! Jesus, I just made eye contact with Dobbs while quoting your post. I'm deleting that shit. Freaky bastard.

Manning looks almost normal in that picture. Is that real? If so, what happened to him? His change in appearance almost reminds me of how Barry Bonds' head got bigger over time. I wonder how that could have happened.

What a mystery.

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Dobbs is super smart but watching him do the Gruden thing, he seemed like a stuttering prick to me.

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Maybe his helmet was too tight. He always seemed to have a print on his forehead. That shit hurts like hell.

ROFL. Gil Brandt? The guy Busby was sucking off in another thread?

On topic no thanks on Dobbs. Watched several Tennesee games he sucks. Id draft Chad Cokehead Kelly before I drafted Dobbs.