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ReynardMuldrake 01-24-2024 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by zapocalypse (Post 17360771)
Hey Chiefs fans. What's going on. Important questions from the opposition:

1. Are there more Chiefs fans in Kansas or Missouri?

2. Do you think Swift is packing heat and / or friends with / taking tips from Michelle Obama?

3. Do you think the NFL and KC has conspired with the 9th circle of hell to be gifted a trip to the SB, where a 3 hour loop of purposeful torture is to be unleashed onto the public, involving Pfizer and State Farm commercials>back with camera shots of Swift or Kelce bro shirtless>football, as part of a very meticulously scripted torture-suicide depopulation plan?

Thanks in advance for any insight.

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Pasta Little Brioni 01-24-2024 04:53 PM

We saw what Pat did to a better Buffalo team when they tried the same bullshit chant...uh oh

DJ's left nut 01-24-2024 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by smithandrew051 (Post 17360873)
Less rushing?

He’s averaging pretty close to the same number of attempts as his career average.

He had the 6th most attempts by a QB in NFL history this year.

Shit guys.

Patrick Mahomes just had the fewest passing yards/gm in his career and the most rushing yards he's ever had.

Guess he's a running quarterback now.

Learn something new everyday. Man it's nice to have the Ravens fans around to sort us out...

Pasta Little Brioni 01-24-2024 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by OneWinningDrive (Post 17360843)
Many? ‘22 Buffalo was the only all-time team by total (granted, not weighted; but the Raven are easily the best weighted team ever) DVOA through 16 games (ftnfantasy.com/articles/FTN/113412/week-17-dvoa-ravens-no-3-all-time). And they ran into you guys. Certainly a fate that could befall us too. You’re the boogeyman.

We simply don't give a ****. Don't you get it? You are throwing out all these regular season numbers and they mean jack shit. You're facing Playoff Pat. You're facing a pissed off Lavon. This isn't the same team at all that slept walk through the regular season.

This is the best HC in the NFL, a HOF QB, and one of the best playoff DC in NFL history that has the best defense in the NFL.

YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID and you are.

I printed off your posts and wiped my ass with them. That is what "on paper" means to us as we roll into our SIXTH straight AFCC game

Megatron96 01-24-2024 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Coochie liquor (Post 17360780)
I feel like we win. But the Ravens defense is a MUCH better unit than what we just faced in Buffalo. Not only are they better as a whole, but Buffalo was pretty beat up, Fins too. This is gonna be a MUCH bigger task. But…. Mahomes vs the number 1 defense almost always goes to Mahomes.



Pretty much what I came to say. This BAL defense is leagues/lightyears better than the two defenses we just beat to get here. MIA/BUF defenses were practically just window dressing with all their injuries.

BAL, on the other hand, is healthy on defense. And they generated the most turnovers in 2023 vs. teams that passed between the numbers, with something like 19 if I heard the guy on the radio correctly. And our WRs don't win a lot down the boundaries. And they're pretty good vs. the run as well.

So that'll be the test for KC right there. Can we still run the ball and throw it between the numbers vs. BAL? Because that's where our offense lives this season.

OneWinningDrive 01-24-2024 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17360888)
Shit guys.

Patrick Mahomes just had the fewest passing yards/gm in his career and the most rushing yards he's ever had.

Guess he's a running quarterback now.

Learn something new everyday. Man it's nice to have the Ravens fans around to sort us out...

You’re doing tricks on these takes.

“He won’t be good when he’s 33!”

“He’s a RUNNING QB!”

Who cares? He’s the current MVP hosting a home AFCCG. Keep grasping onto whichever straws you want to.

Bearcat 01-24-2024 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DJ's left nut (Post 17360888)
Shit guys.

Patrick Mahomes just had the fewest passing yards/gm in his career and the most rushing yards he's ever had.

Guess he's a running quarterback now.

Learn something new everyday. Man it's nice to have the Ravens fans around to sort us out...

Holding out hope he becomes a savant one day.

OneWinningDrive 01-24-2024 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Pasta Little Brother (Post 17360890)
We simply don't give a ****. Don't you get it? You are throwing out all these regular season numbers and they mean jack shit. You're facing Playoff Pat. You're facing a pissed off Lavon. This isn't the same team at all that slept walk through the regular season.

I printed off your posts and wiped my ass with them. That is what "on paper" means to us as we roll into our SIXTH straight AFCC game

Sure, that’s fair. The Ravens have to win the game. But these narratives re. “choker” and whatnot are true until suddenly… they’re not.

Peyton Manning was once a choker before he won two SBs. Lebron couldn’t get over the hump until he did again and again and again.

Enjoy the take while it lasts.

New World Order 01-24-2024 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by OneWinningDrive (Post 17360859)
That worked in the Dolphins game on TNF in 2021. The Ravens adapated and that hasn’t worked since. This has happened many times: a team debuts a new look against the Ravens, people clamor that he has been figured out, and then the Ravens adjust to overcome it. Literally last week, the Texans tried that by blitzing 3x as much as they typically do, and it worked for a whole half before the Ravens adjusted in game and pummeled them in the second half.

Good thing for Chiefs fans that Spagnuolo is calling the game and not you.

You talk pretty tough for a franchise that’s won 2 playoff games in 6 years

Coochie liquor 01-24-2024 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny8 (Post 17360595)
What a witty retort! This is actually pretty on par with my 3 year old. Ignoring everything I said and giving me a nonsense response.

Can you put the 3 year old on here. They’ve gotta be more knowledgeable about football than you, apparently.

Pasta Little Brioni 01-24-2024 05:00 PM

All of these posts in thus thread and on the Ravens board spying? Reek with fear of the Chiefs. Fear of Pat. Fear of Lamar shitting his pants again on the biggest stages.

smithandrew051 01-24-2024 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by OneWinningDrive (Post 17360884)
His yards per attempt, yards per game, and attempts per game are lower than any year other than when he was a rookie. And this isn’t a stat that is readily available, but I can tell you from watching the games that there are far fewer designed runs/RPOs than ever before. He runs when the opportunity is there now, kind of similar to Mahomes’ scrambles.

Attempts per game:

2018 - 9.2
2019 - 11.7
2020 - 10.6
2021 - 11.1
2022 - 9.3
2023 - 9.25

Sure, this year is lower but you’re talking about a very slight difference and using that to claim he’s a different player.

Right around .05 attempts lower than last year. Dude, that’s nothing. If he played 16 games last year, he would’ve had 1 more rushing attempt than this year. 1. That’s it.

I don’t see why it would be a good thing that his yards per attempt are down. Sounds like he either 1) isn’t running away from guys like he used to or 2) teams are learning how to slow down his runs and take better angles. Not sure Id brag about that. It’s counter to the idea that “he runs when the opportunity is there”.

If he only ran when it’s wide open like you’re suggesting, attempts would be way down and yards per carry would be up.

Coochie liquor 01-24-2024 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny8 (Post 17360599)
What? I never said 30 - no way. I said 34.

Why don’t you prove to us how much you believe this. Go put a 1k wager on this exact scenario. You’ll get amazing odds. Post the ticker so we can see this is how you ACTUALLY feel, not just some message board speak!

Prove it, or shit it!

OneWinningDrive 01-24-2024 05:03 PM

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Originally Posted by New World Order (Post 17360895)
You talk pretty tough for a franchise who’s won 2 playoff games in 6 years

And you guys talk pretty tough for a franchise that until Patrick Mahomes came along had fewer Super Bowls in your entire history going back to the Cuban Missile Crisis than the Ravens did within their first 15 years.

Bearcat 01-24-2024 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by OneWinningDrive (Post 17360894)
Sure, that’s fair. The Ravens have to win the game. But these narratives re. “choker” and whatnot are true until suddenly… they’re not.

Peyton Manning was once a choker before he won two SBs. Lebron couldn’t get over the hump until he did again and again and again.

Enjoy the take while it lasts.

Yeah, that's exactly what we've been saying for the past thousand posts.... beat Mahomes first, then act like your shit doesn't stink.

The pregame bravado before the Ravens have actually accomplished anything meaningful is boring, and frankly sad for a franchise's fans who have see their team win a SB.... we expect the naive bullshit from Bills fans.


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