The Canadian Curler Chicks just heaved their rock. Smashed into the blue flag Curler Chicks' rock and now there are two really close to the center thing. Dang.

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The Blue Flag Curler Chicks have one more rock. So do the Canadian Curler Chicks. Dang.

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If the Blue Flag Curler Chicks can smash their rock into the Canadian Curler Chicks' rock and move their rock behind their protection rock, it's all over. Dang.

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I think teh best Canada can do is play to another end.

Wow. The Blue Flag Curler Chicks smashed their rock and smashed the Canadian Curler Chicks' rock clear out of the bulls-eye. They have one more rock. They have to smash into two rocks and move them out. Dang.

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Sveden vins

Missed. That's it. The Blue Flag Curler Chicks get the gold.

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Dang. Four-way kiss among the Blue Flag Curler Chicks.

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Enough Curling Time for Hockey. Congratulations to the USA mens Hockey. Now who we gonna play. I don't think the Slovs stand a chance.

Canada and USA on Sunday!

I'd rather play the Slovs. Anybody who can't dress well doesn't have a chance against us.

May the nappiest team win!!

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I've never seen a curler choke as bad as Canada's skip did in the last two ends there. Unbelievable. Don't see Canada winning the most golds now.

**** that. I want the Canadians to taste their tears losing in their National Pastime in their homeland. USA USA USA USA

Dang. They had to replace the skating judge because of death threats against him.

He was the guy who disqualified the South Korean skater for "interference" against the Chinagirl skater person. Dang.

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Don't see Ryan Miller stopping 40+ intense shots again, but who knows.

First they have to get by Slovakia anyway.

Dude. I understand the enthusiasm, but you have to think clearly. The Slovs might get their pants caught in their skates giving us a clear advantage.

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