Fact: JimNasium is stalking me...
 

I am filling out the "next of kin" filed in my profile just in case anything happens...

Better than being stalked by Florida Bronco.

He's just looking.

Another fact.

Another fact: I adblocked your gay sig.

I will sleep ok tonight.

Hey Zach. How's the new job going?

Pretty damn good. Nice folks...I think I will fit in pretty well.

Sorry, what is your proof? You state this as a fact but I see nothing to support this accusation.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PROOF!!! errr truth.

Stop trying to use your cool Chachi moves to get into his girlfriend's tailpipe, and he might leave you alone, Potsi.

I make things happen.

I will present the facts and let the Planet decide. I go shopping at the Super Wal-mart less than a mile from my house and run into Zach. Said Wal-mart is approximately 5 miles from Zach's neighborhood.

Today I run into Zach in the parking lot where I work. Now, I ask the Planet, who is the stalker? ROFL

Look, I am sorry Jim. I am just not taking any applications for stalkers these days.

Sounds like you guys are just "soul mates"