I have returned ... [sweeping arm gesture] ... from the sea.
 

I got fed up with stuff a couple of weeks ago and decided to run off to sea. So I hopped a ship and headed off to South America.

I got down to the Netherlands Antilles before I remembered that I don't speak Spanish, so I decided to stay there and be a beach bum. However, I sunburn too easily, so I had to leave. I went east, thinking that perhaps that I could install a communist government in Grenada, but they weren't having any of that, so I went back to St. Kitts to discover a hidden civilization in the rain forest and get rich off of the resulting fame. Alas, St. Kitts is pretty much explored out, so I went to New York for a while so I could have a nice, quiet place to think. I decided there to come back to Denver and run a market research company.

Pictures to follow. And by the way, it was great that you guys missed me. Did anyone even notice that I had completely left the continent?

Did you hear what DaFace did to your company while you were gone? It's good for a chuckle.

Welcome home. I hear it is where the heart is. But that doesn't sound sanitary.

Rainman... sounds like a relaxing nice vacation.

No I hadn't noticed, an DaFace kept a straight face....

Welcome back.


Uh.....by the way, who are you ?

Well it's about damned time. Are we gonna finish that bomber thing now?

My boat was pretty big. It's the one in back.

Did you marry an Aztec princess as a second wife?

I see a little boat, and a wall.

I gave him specific instructions to capture at least two new markets and increase profitability by 40%. Did he do something different?

He captured 40 new markets but only increased profitability by 2%. I think some of the markets were related to rock pets.

Uhhh, the simple answer is yes. BTW have you been by the office yet? If not, I'd wait until monday. Don't want it to ruin your weekend.

I like the little one.

Didn't get sea sick, did you?

At one point, my boat ended up next to a pirate ship disguised as a U.S. Navy destroyer. We fought them off, though.

Did I mention that my boat was big?