Going to my first Chiefs game...
 

This weekend. I've been pestering my wife about this for, oh..a year. Finally came through on my B-day.

So, any "do's" and "don'ts"?

Don't leave the house without 50 bucks if you're planning to eat something at the stadium.

flip off the first viking fan you see

Do you plan on wearing a Vikings or Chiefs jersey??

DON'T wear a Vikings jersey!

Flip off anybody wearing a sims jersey.

During the anthem end it with home of the Chiefs!

Have fun.

It's a great place on Earth.

Don't bring a ****ing sign to the game.

Don't bother leaving your seat to go to the concession stands. Waste of time.

Yell when we are on D.

And if there is any Chiefs fan around you that is not yelling when we are on D, kick their ass and tell them to go be a Rams fan.

do not wear the jersey of any team except the chiefs!
It is a bad scene. I went with my 7 y/o son to the raider game last year and I was wearing my saints jersey, he was wearing his #82. I got so much shit from drunken chiefs fans who actually thought black and gold is silver and black, and the fleur de lis is a skull and bones.

I made that mistake ONCE. Ate at the stadium. Cheeseburger and fries - $12. Beer? Another $7.50. Their fries are awesome though.

Isn't it past your bedtime?

1. Your vocal cords should be shot when the clock hits 0:00

2. Bring some good weed and meet me in the north endzone bathroom stall on the lower level when there's 4:30 remaining in the 2nd quarter.

Stop by the Festivus tailgate and say hay

I have a good game of Madden going on.


:shake: Jeez, I suck.