Please Help
 

It all started last night around 9 PM.

I leave my buddies house and I have this feeling like I am going to throw up. It wasnt very serious, it felt almost like I had drank a little too much though and I was a little nauseated.

I get home and am fine until approx. 10:53 pm when I am determined to have a bowel movement or something to get rid of this queasy feeling. Well that wasn't working so I stood up and Immediately had to vomit. It was very bad projectile vomit (I had to clean the entire bathroom after the 5 min episode of continuous vomiting).

After this my stomach felt better, I took a shower, drank some water, and went to sleep.

Today I wake up 6 AM, pick up my coworker, get to work at 7:30, and feel so nauseated by 7:45 that I decide to go home.

The only thing I've eaten today is one piece of wheat bread and drank some water...

2 Things.

1. This has never happened to me before (throwing up for no apparent reason). Why would this be happening? (Any ideas)

2. Please Please Please, let me know your best solution. I need to get over this fast, I cant stand it anymore.

Get to the doctor now and get a new anus.

Funny thing is I went to the hospital the other day for a new anus, and all I got was this lousy leg.

Call your doctor?

Hmm? I would say you either have the flu, or your pregnant.

What exactly were you doing at your "friend's" house?

Any kind of medicine that anyone can recommend?

The morning after pill?

Well, nothing out of the norm. I did smoke exactly 2 bowls (pipeloads) of marijuana.

The only advice I would say is to MAN UP! If your calling your doctor ask him if he can replace your vagina with a penis. Your SICK, deal with it.

Have you vomited more than once?

That's my dog:D

Yes, once last night. Once this morning.

Duh.

Any other symptoms?