Lady gets the "Money" shot on flight!
 

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Woman Sues American Airlines for X-Rated Incident
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HOUSTON -- A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a lawsuit against American Airlines Monday, alleging her trip to visit family and friends in Los Angeles last spring break turned X-rated.

The $200,000 suit claims a passenger masturbated in the seat next to Centava Dozier on a flight from DFW International Airport to Los Angeles during Dozier's spring break in 2007. Dozier said she was sitting on an unoccupied row of the plane when it took off and fell asleep. When she woke up, she found a stuck substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her. In the lawsuit, Dozier said she asked airline workers for help and asked that the man, who was not sitting in his assigned seat, be removed, but did not receive any help from the staff aboard the plane. Officials with American Airlines have maintained that their employees took appropriate action. The man was arrested when the plane landed.

http://www.myfoxhouston.com/myfox/pa...Y&pageId=3.2.1

Travel Tip: Never board a tired airplane.

a stuck substance. that sounds gross.

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

She had probably told staff earlier that he had moved to the wrong section of the seat.

I guess this was his idea of Meating her at BAGgage claim.

This thread is worthless without pics.

Thats what happens when you steal an economy seat

skeet in your hair

You want a pic of the guy's unit?

well ya know if they had put up a sign saying that sort of think wasnt allowed i wouldn't have done it..

hey...not that there's anything wrong with that...

LMAO

Nice George.

This made me think of Dave Chappell's stand-up routine.

I take it then she did not rub it in?

Why would she do that? The guy just spent a lot of his time rubbing it out.

I thought it was Seinfield?