Everyone at some point in time in their lives....
 

... have left a shit streak in their toilet at home.

My question to you is:

If you leave a shit streak in someone elses toilet, say you are visiting a friend and you drop a deuce, what do you do?

Poll on its way

WTF? You need to get back to school and stop this madness.

Nothing? If there's a place for shit streaks it's the terlet.

Either

a) flush twice

b) drag friend in to bathroom to brag on massive stool left in his toilet, or

c) say nothing and get phone call next day from friend telling you to never shit in his house again.



I'm guessing.

You kidding me?

I can't wait for this 5 day mini vacation coming up away from screaming and annoying children. :D

But yes.... I really do need to find something more constructive to think about with my spare time. lol

;)

ever had a point in your life were you think
this may be the one time i came back from the future to right a wrong
it may seem like nothing right now -but 3 decades down the line

Depends on how well I konw the guy.

I use my dirty toilet paper to write "buy an American Standard Champion Series toilet" on the bathroom mirror.

i find that cracking a poop joke is a good way to diffuse the situation...

saying something like, "dude. i really ****ed up your toilet... i mean... that was a monster poop. my bad." seems to work.

and on a side note. if you need to fart and there are a lot of people around... do this:

1. lift your leg nonchalantly
2. make it as loud as you can
3. put a very puzzled look on your face
4. then calmly ask, "did the mice get motorcycles?"

you'd be surprised on how well that works

Don't shit in your friend's toilet. Wait till you get home. Problem solved.

Where is the option, Don't flush it at all, streaks or not!

Leave it all for the next person to deal with. :D

I'm too focked up to tell the whole story but somewhere on here my story about clogging up a possible client's toilet is

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ha ha,it was NFL tonight had to go to the bar to celbrate