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MikeMaslowski 12-25-2008 05:42 PM
Don't do what I did.
 
For Christmas I got my wife a new wedding ring (replacing the ring she "lost" when we were split up) a robe, a wooden crucifix from Jerusalem, a back massager, a shirt and a painting of Venice. Problem is I gave her the ring after she performed in a musical 2 weeks ago (I re-preposed to her) and the other stuff was given early December (I came back from a 1 week trip to Texas cuz you can't get shit in Italy and she is snoopy so she would've found it)

Well, the problem was she didn't get to open anything today. And she didn't really talk to me at all!!! Ugh, all she got me was a Dbo jersey, a sweater, some pj pants and a German Beerstein.... How the **** could she be so pissy? My stuff was more expensive AND more sentimental......

Anyway, don't do what I did. Get her something to open ON CHRISTMAS!!!!

advice from MikeMaslowski.....

Mecca 12-25-2008 05:43 PM
You should have given her..........a dick in a box.

MikeMaslowski 12-25-2008 05:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5327394)
You should have given her..........a dick in a box.
She would have just laughed at me as usual.... sad:shake:

Rain Man 12-25-2008 05:46 PM
Back massager. Right.

MikeMaslowski 12-25-2008 05:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 5327398)
Back massager. Right.
I have a small weiner.

Johnny Vegas 12-25-2008 05:52 PM
Italy....ring...and she's pissy? Chiefs fans get no break.

Demonpenz 12-25-2008 06:05 PM
ask her if she wants a matching set of black eye's

BigChiefFan 12-25-2008 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 5327412)
ask her if she wants a matching set of black eye's
:D

Geason Noceur 12-25-2008 06:57 PM
It seems like you can't make anybody happy no matter how much you try. Take my brother-in-law for example. He bought my sister a new car while she was away on vacation. He decided to surprise her by picking her up from the airport in the new car. What happens? She got pissed because she didn't like the color. My brother-in-law told her that he had chosen that color because it matched her hair color. She didn't talk to him for days.

ROFL

cabletech94 12-25-2008 07:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Geason Noceur (Post 5327441)
It seems like you can't make anybody happy no matter how much you try. Take my brother-in-law for example. He bought my sister a new car while she was away on vacation. He decided to surprise her by picking her up from the airport in the new car. What happens? She got pissed because she didn't like the color. My brother-in-law told her that he had chosen that color because it matched her hair color. She didn't talk to him for days.

ROFL
Antifreeze (somebody was gonna do it).

Skyy God 12-25-2008 08:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Geason Noceur (Post 5327441)
It seems like you can't make anybody happy no matter how much you try. Take my brother-in-law for example. He bought my sister a new car while she was away on vacation. He decided to surprise her by picking her up from the airport in the new car. What happens? She got pissed because she didn't like the color. My brother-in-law told her that he had chosen that color because it matched her hair color. She didn't talk to him for days.

ROFL
Your sister is a b-i-t-c-h.

BWillie 12-25-2008 10:17 PM
Sounds like she is after your money if she's bitching about that. I'd launch her. I sent my chick to the minors for a while, and just took her back a few days ago. I don't even have a gift for her yet. I'm probably going to be in for a world of hurt

blueballs 12-25-2008 10:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski (Post 5327393)
For Christmas I got my wife a new wedding ring (replacing the ring she "lost" when we were split up) a robe, a wooden crucifix from Jerusalem, a back massager, a shirt and a painting of Venice. Problem is I gave her the ring after she performed in a musical 2 weeks ago (I re-preposed to her) and the other stuff was given early December (I came back from a 1 week trip to Texas cuz you can't get shit in Italy and she is snoopy so she would've found it)

Well, the problem was she didn't get to open anything today. And she didn't really talk to me at all!!! Ugh, all she got me was a Dbo jersey, a sweater, some pj pants and a German Beerstein.... How the **** could she be so pissy? My stuff was more expensive AND more sentimental......

Anyway, don't do what I did. Get her something to open ON CHRISTMAS!!!!

advice from MikeMaslowski.....
on my
this could end badly
again

KcMizzou 12-25-2008 10:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Geason Noceur (Post 5327441)
It seems like you can't make anybody happy no matter how much you try. Take my brother-in-law for example. He bought my sister a new car while she was away on vacation. He decided to surprise her by picking her up from the airport in the new car. What happens? She got pissed because she didn't like the color. My brother-in-law told her that he had chosen that color because it matched her hair color. She didn't talk to him for days.

ROFL
Should have made the bitch walk home, IMO.

RJ 12-25-2008 10:25 PM
Like the old joke......

Buy her a pair of flip flops and a vibrator.

If she doesn't like the flip flops she can go **** herself.


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