My remote is dead...
 

just letting you know.

very sorry to hear that

They usually take AAA batteries... get some!

Did you use the batteries for another device?

I'm sorry for your loss.

Now get your happy ass off the sofa and change the channel the old fashioned way.

So is Michael Jackson

RIP

Remote Ipso Pooto?

FAX

That works too.

You know ... Ms. chiefqueen's dead remote issue reminds me of an article I read recently about the vast number of women (Ms. chiefqueen not included, of course) who have difficulty achieving orgasm.

Anyhow, I was wondering if the Wii system has a development platform or something that we could use to create a WiiVibrator that we could integrate with a Wii Sex Therapy game system that would help these poor women with their problem. Such a system would necessarily be interactive utilizing a WiiCam and some WiiSpeakers so we could observe our patients' progress and shout words of encouragement, of course, so we need to package the system with a WiiVibrator and a WiiCam and WiiSpeakers and some classes and stuff like that.

FAX THE EVER THOUGHTFUL AND CONSIDERATE

I think that the WiiWhee!! would be a pretty good name.

FAX THE ALWAYS THINKING

Buy batteries first. I know nassh is "modern" after I passed there last month ??

Nice Bridge. ! of 2?

No respect at all!

No Highway either IMO.

Yea we are great, oh got to cross the river?

Talk to deliverance stars.......

WTF. @9 Years and a nice Casino dome?

No Bridge that a horse crosses?

These things go in 3's. First it was Fax's phone, now your remote - what portable electronic device is next?!

My money is on someone's laptop.

Stick it in the microwave for 30 seconds for a recharge.