Secret Binocular Flask
 

Well now, if this isn't the coolest thing for your next football game.

http://www.homewetbar.com/Secret-Bin...ks-p-1076.html

http://www.homewetbar.com/images/pro...binoculars.jpg

um....those came out about 20 years ago. They used to have a walking cane flask as well.

You'd think they'd notice your binoculars sloshing.

Waste of money, I bought this...I couldn't see shit!

Okay, whatever MacGuyver. :rolleyes:

I'm not trying to present some new state-of-the art product, just tying in the start of the season with something relative to football.

Whatever you filled it with wasn't strong enough or you needed a 2nd one for the 2nd quarter.

KyleproBoller uses hollowed out dildos.

He says it's more natural to him like that.

They are already wise to these at the local sporting venues, they check binoculars.

What about cameras?

What they need to come out with is a cell phone flask. That should fool the ushers.

You're made to uncase both cameras and binoculars at the place I enter most frequently.

Yeah, but I'd need one the size of one of those '80's cell phones.

Was that before or after drinking the contents?
If it was before that’s because the liquor got in the way, if it was after……well, that’s actually the same problem.

they make booze that comes in like capri sun style pouches. and you are going to need alot of booze to get through this year

I think I can improve this design:

Make one side a functional magnifying lenses so it has a practical use and in the other side being used as the holding container create a depression at the bottom of the cylinder where the liquid would naturally flow when raised in 'viewing mode' from the functional side.

Finally connect a tube to the bottom on of the reservoir to transfer liquor from the cylinder to mouth without suspicion.