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Otter 10-04-2009 03:23 PM

Mark Sanchez is a Bust!
 
Attempts: 11
Completions: 7
Yards: 47
Sacks: 1
Int: 1
Rating: 35.0

You've read it here at Chiefs Planet folks - Mark Sanchez is a bust!

Most of you do not know this but I'm one of the best there is at evaluating all levels of football talent. When Carson Palmer, Troy Polamalu and a few select others were born I was flown in especially to lay my hand on their forehead and confirm them as true NFL prospects.

Working in IT for the last 10 years is nothing but a clever scheme to keep my remarkable NFL scouting talent a secret for my true employer.

asd;lk (oops, sorry my knee jerked)

When Mark was sleeping last night I snuck into his house with the help of some black ops, laid my hand on his forehead (it's called "The Otter Mind Melt") and felt nothing.

I'm afraid he's done and you know it's true because you read it here from the guy with the mind melt.

Sorry Sanchez Fans but it's better to give up now and get it over with.

Halfcan 10-04-2009 03:25 PM

well he is a rookie playing a good D on the road

might be a bit early to call him a bust-lol

RealSNR 10-04-2009 03:25 PM

Yeah?

Mecca 10-04-2009 03:26 PM

reerun day on the site eh?

KCrockaholic 10-04-2009 03:26 PM

Your really funny.

DumbHillbillies 10-04-2009 03:34 PM

Idiot loser

Otter 10-04-2009 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halfcan (Post 6138301)
well he is a rookie playing a good D on the road

might be a bit early to call him a bust-lol

It's four games into the season you tard! How much time does he deserve?

Otter 10-04-2009 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 6138306)
reerun day on the site eh?

Quite a few actually

Kyle DeLexus 10-04-2009 03:47 PM

Wait you touch their foreskin?

Otter 10-04-2009 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle DeLexus (Post 6138379)
Wait you touch their foreskin?

Forehead! If he's a legitimate NFL prospect the ghost of Vince Lombardi shows up and nods to me.

If he's a bust Vince throws his hat down in disgust and goes back to playing poker with Bill Walsh, Tom Laundry and there's an empty seat at the table with a reservation card that says "Al".

Let's just say Vince wasn't wearing his hat last night.

keg in kc 10-04-2009 03:55 PM

You get about a 4.6 on the demonpenz scale.

Otter 10-04-2009 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kcrockaholic4life (Post 6138309)
Your really funny.

Hey, Mark Sanchez has been a QB for almost 10 years. He's not new to this game. He knows what he should be doing.

If he can't get it done by game four, screw him. He's a loser.

Otter 10-04-2009 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 6138420)
You get about a 4.6 on the demonpenz scale.

Out of 5?

alanm 10-04-2009 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter (Post 6138423)
Out of 5?

That's pretty good actually. :thumb:

keg in kc 10-04-2009 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otter (Post 6138423)
Out of 5?

It's like the richter scale, but backwards like a golf score. If you got a 1, you'd be california falling into the ocean.


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