NFT-- Tonight, I shit like never before.
 

Very consistant, Very large, Very 'colon cleansing', Nice coloring,

Also, it's important, i had to flush twice! This pooping session were the aftermath of spaghetti, also, italian chicken, I'm not exactly sure which meal, and perhaps, some of both.





http://i38.tinypic.com/5a2h0.jpg

Nice 19,000th post

I never have to flush twice, because I have the Best Toilet On Earth. It's on the top of the mall, literally. So there's about a bazillion pounds of gravity and suction force. The toilet could take down a Chihuahua alive and flailing, I swear. It may gurgle and gargle in protest, but it's never plugged. And I challenge it, really. I'm around 6'3" and 250#.

Does gravity really make a difference in flushing?

Dare I say this thread is worthless without pics?

per wiki -> A toilet works because of gravity. When a flush lever is pulled, a plug will open, allowing water to flow out to fill the basin. When the basin is full enough, gravity causes the liquid to flow out through a bend in the pipe, called an S trap.

we need proof....
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Certainly does for me here in work. I swear, the thing's got about an 80-dB flush. I've never seen a toilet with this much suckitude. I love it. Being a big guy, usually I've got to be pretty careful... you know, squeeze out a nice little ladylike loaf if I'm using a small home toilet. With this thing, I can hold it for a couple of days and grunt up a storm until there's a flagpole saluting me from the john. I can leave something in there that would make the Electric Boat Co. down in CT think they lost a nuclear sub. Doesn't matter. Flush, gurgle, wham, it's gone. Let me tell you, until you have the ability to take monster dumps without any consequence, you don't realize what a luxury it is...

Congrats!

I've had several huge dumps in my lifetime that have gotten lodged sideways and I've literally had to chop'em down to get it down the tube. Best thing for that is a wire hanger and then toss it in the trash. Don't know if an industrial strength toilet would have helped or not.

You're shitting down the elevator shaft?

Why, you are very welcome. It's not everyday one can make that statement. (regarding a MASTER water biscuit)