Should we interview new Chiefsplanet members?
 

With all the talk about teams interviewing Dez Bryant, it strikes me that we don't really have much of a screening process here at chiefsplanet. And you know, I think we should be at least as selective as the Dallas Cowboys and Miami Dolphins, and we should be more selective than the Raid ers or Bron cos.

So should we have a standard list of interview questions that we ask of anyone who shows up as a new member?

If you think we should, please offer your questions and how you think we should interpret answers.

I'll start with the obvious one: Was your mother a prostitute? This question won't disqualify them regardless of the answer, but they'll get extra points if the answer is yes since that will make them a more interesting planeteer. If they get offended and don't answer, that'll cost them points.

Who do you draft first? Offensive Line or Quarterback?

Damn, beat me to it.

"does this used tissue smell like semen?"

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Would all the existing members be grandfathered in? I can't think of another BB that would accept me if I get booted from here.

What is the diameter of Gonzo's rectum?

That's a trick question, right?

"are you really kotter?"
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"Is your mom a crack whore?"

Is your mullet permed or is that a natural curl?

Do you own a sweet bike or have you ever stolen a laptop?

Have you ever been convicted of a sex crime?

"what's your stance on pit bulls?"
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"should cops be allowed to use tazers on pre-school children?"
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When potassium chloride is added to purified water and a modest current is applied, what precipitates form at the cathode and anode?

FAX

Circle the correct sentence:
"You're an idiot"
"You are and idiot"
"Your and idiot"