So, my wife's old boyfriend was our waiter today at breakfast...
 

As we left I told her, "Hey I need to get some gas, you think you could get one of your boyfriends to check the oil when we stop?"

Guess who is not getting any tonight?

Insecure much?

lol, not at all we have been married 12 years today, and just love messin with each other.

So you want one of her old boyfriends to pull out the dipstick for ya?

ROFL:clap:

Oh good. My wife and I mess with one another and it makes some people uncomfortable. But we're just having fun. The way I originally read your OP, I thought you were being judgmental of the waiter.

This is a wonderful story. Thank you for sharing.

This won't be as funny when you spend the afternoon sitting on the toilet...

Damn, good point that would explain the recent bout of dysentery... I waited tables for years working my way through school. Never mess with the servers, whether they dated your wife or not.

Check the oil? At a gas station? What country do you live in? :)

We need more information. Was he waiting tables at Denny's, or was it at a really nice restaurant that serves an awesome breakfast and costs $25/person?

anyone without some serious education will be waiting tables soon.

I'll wager he stirred your iced tea with his dirty D.