Spinoff: The Old Men's advice for the young bloods thread
 

I'm 25.

I am single, have a job, a car, an education, a clean record, my health, all my siblings and both of my parents.

What should I be doing now and in the near future to enjoy the next 25?

TIA.

Live for today. Don't concern yourself with the future or the past.

Pursue your dream ... whatever it may be.

And don't ever attempt to fish a bug out of a beer can with your penis.

FAX

No whining. No complaining. No self-pity. Never give up. Be gentle in all things.

Brush your teeth often you little whipper snapper, you.

Get your education now. Work hard and get ahead in a career. You've got the rest of your life to reap the benefits.


Other than that, do whatever the hell makes you happy.

How do you know if you have herpes?

EDIT: Of the mouth.

Whippersnapper is one word.
























I cant believe I just did that

I quit playing soccer @ 42. I shoulda kept running.

I can't believe you're correcting someone's spelling.

Don't get married, don't have kids.

You can thank me later, when all your friends have to do stupid shit they don't want to do and you're floating on the lake or whatever.

Unfortunately, sometimes we get the children our mothers wished upon us so many years ago.

Get drunk everyday, get married, have kids, get divorced, pay child support.

Appreciate that you just got screwed the last 25 years when you turn 50.

Make sure you graduate college.

Start a retirement fund and contribute.

Save as much money as humanly possible.

Make sure if you get married it's the right one. Make goddamn mother****ing sure.

Stay in shape. It's harder to get back in shape than stay in shape.

Keep in touch with your legit friends.