Desired Characteristics in the Next Head Coach
 

It'll take me a few minutes to get the poll put up, so in the meantime, discuss why NASA hasn't used dog breeding philosophies and selective breeding to produce little tiny astronauts for Mars missions.

Dogs are probably already overly-selectively-bred.

Must be able to win a Super Bowl

Hates Matt Cassel

Attack on offense, attack on defense and make getting a franchise QB a priority.

Must have hair like Rod Blagojevich.

http://zoecarter.com/wp-content/uplo...11/06/1517.jpg

Large, feminine breasts

Your primary candidates based on this qualification are Weis, Crennel and Mangini. If forced to speculate on whose are the most feminine, I have to go with Mangina.

Norv is still the coach in SD

A Defensive minded HC who understands the importance of having a QB. Get a QB and the offense takes care of itself.

I want the guy to have fingers so he'll have a place to keep rings.

Doesn't breath fire.

Nasa has em. Area 51 they are all over the place buy in camo and being small, no one sees them. Like Hobbits.

OH! This will be good, if you combine your characteristics POLL with my POLL on what category (ex Nfl head coach, college head coach, up and coming coordinator, etc) we will have enough info to pick the perfect candidate from the pool!

I'm thinking somebody with win skills.

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