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ReynardMuldrake 12-21-2011 09:20 PM

Conjoined twins are getting married! [one of them anyway]
 
So is this considered polygamy? If the other half gets married, do husbands have to share? When they get divorced, which half does he get?

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It was announced on XM Radio that conjoined twin Brittany Hensel is engaged. The connected twins were born in Minnesota and sky-rocketed to fame the moment they were born. To heighten peoples’ curiosity, Brittany and Abby filmed a popular documentary for the TLC channel and have been seen in various esteemed magazines.

Though Brittany is engaged, Abby (her other half) is not engaged. They also have separate driver’s licenses, favorite foods, distinct personalities and so forth. So why is it so shocking to know one is engaged? What about sex? Let’s face it. Sex is the question on everyone’s mind. It’s not like one can leave while the other is having sex. Will both enjoy the sex together? If they have children whose child will it be? I suppose what is awkward to us is normal to them. Best of luck Brittany, and congratulations on your engagement.

The Anatomy of the twins from Wikipedia:

Most of Abigail's and Brittany's shared organs are located at or below the level of the navel and their merging coccyx.
•2 heads
•2 completely separate spinal cords
•2 spines with ribs bridging the two columns
•2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed, leaving central shoulder blade in place)
•1 broad ribcage, with surgery to correct scoliosis and expand the pleural cavities
•2 breasts
•2 highly fused sternums, traces of bridging ribs
•4 lungs (medial lungs moderately fused, not involving Brittany's upper right lobe); three pleural cavities
•1 diaphragm with well-coordinated involuntary breathing, slight central defect
•2 hearts in a shared circulatory system (nutrition, respiration, medicine taken by either affects both)
•2 stomachs
•2 gallbladders
•1 liver, enlarged and elongated right lobe
•Y-shaped small intestine which experiences a slightly spastic double peristalsis at the juncture
•1 large intestine with one colon
•2 left kidneys, 1 right kidney
•1 bladder
•1 set of reproductive organs
•2 separate half-sacrums, which converge distally
•1 slightly broad pelvis
•2 legs

http://www.celebritydarling.com/conjoined-twin-engaged/

FAX 12-21-2011 09:21 PM

This is almost as bad as a midget circus.

FAX

FAX 12-21-2011 09:22 PM

Uhhhh ... how many tittahs?

FAX

Rain Man 12-21-2011 09:23 PM

It's like having a threesome while remaining faithful. This fellow has found a loophole!

Smed1065 12-21-2011 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by FAX (Post 8227251)
Uhhhh ... how many tittahs?

FAX

•2 breasts

Ugly Duck 12-21-2011 09:25 PM

I heard that one of the twins is having an affair with the other one's fiance... if her sister ever catches her = big trouble...

Pablo 12-21-2011 09:25 PM

That dude is gonna blast both of those bitches faces with one pop.

Spraying power.

carlos3652 12-21-2011 09:56 PM

so when the other marries will they have foursomes? - How does that work.. one in the pink one in the stink?

Phobia 12-21-2011 09:59 PM

This is definitely on my bucket list.

BoneKrusher 12-21-2011 10:01 PM

Privacy goes out the window on this deal.

BigMeatballDave 12-21-2011 10:05 PM

2 mouths = Win

Sofa King 12-21-2011 10:09 PM

Which one if getting married? The hot one or the ugly one?

RJ 12-21-2011 10:35 PM

So I'm thinking back to when I was single and I'd be trying to hit on some girl at a bar but that girl would always seem to have the pain in the ass cock blocking friend with her.....This is a whole other level.

stonedstooge 12-21-2011 11:01 PM

Marry one, but two to bitch? Don't think so

demonhero 12-21-2011 11:06 PM

2 arms (originally 3, but rudimentary central arm was surgically removed



That 3rd arm would have been awesome.


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