[Rumor] Kim Jong Un Dead or on the Run / Reported Coup taking place in N. Korea
 

http://www.businessinsider.com/inter...is-dead-2012-2

http://news.nationalpost.com/2012/02...twitter-weibo/

http://gawker.com/5884033/chinese-tw...ing-in-beijing

http://news.yahoo.com/twitter-weibo-...170718049.html

Wait, which Jonger is this one? The one that just died or his son?

The Un one son.

Well...if this rumor is true, then he is the one that just died.

If not, then he is the son of the most recent one that died.

http://static7.businessinsider.com/i...orth-korea.png

This guy is 28 years old? Wow. Talk about getting picked last for dodgeball...

It's the young fatty.

Yeah, I just read the article. And to make things more confusing, there's apparently a half-Jonger.

Looks like kcnative.

No problem. Korea has been run by the Un-dead for a long time. He's probably just Jong fishin'.

I don't think Jong Nam likes Jong Un very much, though. I have a hard time telling them apart. I wonder if they have the same problem ... probably not since one of them isn't the other one.

FAX

One is presumably upright. The other is blowy to bits.

Fascinating. I'm really into North Korea, so I'll be interested to see if this is legitimate.

My favorite fact about North Korea.

"North Korea is a self-described Juche (self-reliant) state, described by some observers as a de facto absolute monarchy or "hereditary dictatorship" with a pronounced cult of personality organized around Kim Il-sung (the founder of North Korea and the country's only president) and his late son, Kim Jong-il. Following Kim Il-sung's death in 1994, he was not replaced but instead received the designation of "Eternal President", and was entombed in the vast Kumsusan Memorial Palace in central Pyongyang."

Is Kim Jong Il undead, or is Kim Jong Un dead?

They are all fatties. Here is the oldest brother who just parties in Macau and doesn't have anything to do with the family.

http://nkleadershipwatch.files.wordp...6/06224211.jpg

He was great on Fantasy Island.