If Chiefsplanet were a football team
 

Austin Chief- would be the owner. Although if you asked Saul or Pat they would say Phobia is like Dan Snyder with his constant meddling and abuse of power making the team worse.

Direckshun- Would be the GM. He posts more depth charts than most NFL front offices.

Milkman- would be the coach. Like Bill Belichick he knows the game and also is an angry asshole.

Sorter- Knowledgeable about defenses would be a great DC

Hamas- Probably the smartest poster on Chiefsplanet would be the QB.

Billay- Would play the flex position in the offense.

Livesteam- This guy puts the special in special teams

Zach- Would be the field goal kicker with his soccer backround

Laz- Captain of the cheerleading squad



This thread sucks

Quoted For Truth

Would Buck be the TE or the WR?

Hootie would be the tackling dummy.

I'm that Aussie Punter that you know is there but you're not sure what his name is.

DaKCMan AP would be the Awesome diva RB or WR.

Give me the damn ball.

Loochy would be the RG that is in the game for almost every single snap, but nobody notices or cares.

LJ?

Definitely cak'n patna' but DaKCMan AP doesn't beat women or throw up the rock.

Clay can be the water boy.

LMAO

Honestly you are one of my fav posters.

/hug

Dayze would be the blitzing CB that is put in solely to take out Manning's knee.

Dane would pay Dayze's fine.

Who's the free safety that allows deep completions over the top for fans to rage about?

I'd like consideration at "team cook".

If CP was a tree, what kind of tree would it be????

Around here absolutely nobody wants to be TE.