Gay Day With Clay IV: Pizza Adventure!
 

It's Sunday! It's a Gay Day! With Clay! Let's go on an adventure, CP. Our destination is PIZZA.

It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door.

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You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.

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Before we find pizza though, let's look at some cars. This appears to be a fine establishment.

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Yeah, maybe not. All that glitters is not gold. BARF.

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This car is cool though. Too bad it's not for sale. Should I get a tattoo? No.

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Let's head on up the road. Did you know Drew Bledsoe opened a rental service here in KC? Coca-Cola's advertising is making me thirsty as I trudge wearily around town.

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SHIT! I SCUFFED MY SNOWY WHITE TOE! Crud.

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SPEED Auto sales beckons. Look at all those surely never-wrecked luxury automobiles being sold at reasonable prices only $5000 over book value.

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Oh hey, this one's nice.

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Let's pause and reflect on Ruth Bradfield as we continue our journey. Who was she? Did she ever buy a used automobile near 79th and Wornall? Did she sit here? Did she have AIDs? Can AIDs survive on park benches for decades? Do I need to get screened? Let's go.

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Hey look a bumblebee. I just sold a car with racing stripes so I'll pass.

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DAMN if only I had a car.

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Let's cross the street. It's rapey over here.

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Let's stop at the dollar store. I'm thirsty, and I'm sure the pizza place will rape me on drink prices. There's a very fine Indian restaurant, incidentally.

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Ahhh. Goes perfect with pizza.

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The pizza's just up ahead! Let's sit here and rest amidst the water fountains. This is truly a gay day, friends. People at the intersection are envious of my urban trek.

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PIZZA! PIZZA! PIZZA! I'm frightened by the inclusion of communist references in the name, however. Let's tread carefully.

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Ahh, air conditioning. This is a very well-crafted pizza place. I enjoy the simple, yet elegant decor. I am also their only customer at the moment.

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NEXT: THE PIZZA

Idk who that gif is of, but surely she's over 18.... Right??

I am gay....for Clay!!!

Pizza? Where is the

Apparently this is where my pizza is coming from. The people working are very nice and let me take pictures.

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They ask me if "this is for a blog." I say yes. Technically I have the longest-running blog about Kansas City on the internet. I am unimpressed with the mediocre amount of cheese being placed on my pizza.

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The employees give me a free cup of ice for my soda! I love getting free stuff. Very nice of them. They ring me up (about 10 bucks), and I wait while the pizza cooks. Look at that happy couple. Are they going to have sex later?

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While we're sitting here, let's take some creeper pics of the people at Remedy.

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Enhance. Wood. I like her pony tail. I bet she's not paying for her lunch today. HAHA. Ha.

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Girl you need to work them arms. Also stop eating. Sports bra? Just go to the gym. Or are you "rewarding yourself?" Disgusting.

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THE PIZZA IS HERE! IT'S DONE!

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Let's go in for my closeup. Pepperoni and Prosciutto.

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It's a bit flimsy. Hmm. Let's stuff it in our faces and eat it. It's decent.

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Boba, would you care for a slice?

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HEY! This douchebag is blocking my creeper view of Remedy.

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What kind of person is this? This is incredibly tacky intra-vehicular decor. He probably owns several pairs of camo pants and likes Duck Dynasty. What a rube.

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And we're done here. Verdit: Pizza Manifesto is edible, but $10 for that pizza was a ripoff. Needed more cheese, I couldn't even really taste the meat. I'd rather go to Waldo pizza 2 blocks away. Thanks, but no thanks. YOU RUINED THIS GAY DAY. IT'S NO LONGER GAY. IT'S CRAY. CRAY DAY WITH CLAY. DAMMIT.

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SELFIE. I'M GRUMPY BECAUSE I ATE MEDIOCRE PIZZA AT PREMIUM PIZZA PRICES. I HAVE A BAND-AID ON MY FINGER BECAUSE I'M HURT BY THIS COURSE OF EVENTS. Actually no, I slammed my finger between a glass and the fridge yesterday, but that's an adventure for another time.

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Let's get the hell out of here.

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Oh look, a Christmas fire hydrant. It's getting to be that time of year.

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Back on my street. We walked 2 miles roundtrip, looked at some shit-tacular cars and ate some shit-tacular pizza. At least we got some exercise, because that was a poor way to spend 1,000 calories.

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My spouse welcomes me home. Today was not a logical course of action.

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Previous Episodes of GDWC:

Episode I: Winstead's

Episode II: Taco John's

Episode III: Big Biscuit

Looks like a sub 5 dollar pie

They were very nice kids. I had a pleasant experience but I've had better pizza down the street at Papa John's.

You should have just gone to 75th St. Brewery and got faced. Dumb ass.

Crust looked interesting. Now you have me hungry for pizza and I already ate.

I'd like to try pepperoni, sausage, and sauerkraut on that crust.

The pizza was probably worth $5-$6.

Basically 40 percent hipster markup.

Not much of a drinker.