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Not only does Pioli not know his ass from a hole in the ground... (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=287764)

Not only does Pioli not know his ass from a hole in the ground...

...but he also doesn't know England from Spain.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-sh...131323892.html

http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/Bh...2d5_image.jpeg

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The Atlanta Falcons have descended on London and have begun preparations for Sunday's game against the Detroit Lions at Wembley Stadium.

We think.

Based on a graphic the team sent out on social media, we're guessing that the Falcons' marketing folks did not book the team's itinerary over there.

Check out the graphic above. Notice anything wrong? Where to begin ...

First of all, it touts the Falcons team and staff taking THREE PLANES across the pond. Only one problem: The graphic shows them taking two — Atlanta to Baltimore, and Baltimore to London. Unless they made an unplanned stop in the Faroe Islands, or something.

The confusion is over the "to London" part; yes, their third plane apparently will go from London back directly to Atlanta, but goodness, it's not as if we can trust their logistical information at this point. Perhaps the team is taking three planes for its players, coaches and staff, but that would seem to be a bit excessive, no?

And another thing ... whoever Photoshopped this deal also clearly has no clue where London actually is. They've got them playing somewhere outside of Barcelona, or perhaps elsewhere in Basque country.

Enjoy the game this weekend, Falcons! Let's hope you make it back from wherever you're coming or going.

LMAO

Oh how the Falcons have fallen. Shall I? Sure, why not.

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I see his scouting reports on Europe are as accurate as his scouting reports on quarterbacks.

His foul karma will ruin that very promising franchise...

What the hell does Pioli have to do with the Falcons' PR department?

Memorandum

From: Scott Pioli
To: Staff
Re: Travel Arrangements

It has come to my attention that someone has made arrangements to fly nonstop to London via Delta Airlines from Hartsfield Airport. This is unacceptable and shows a lack of attention to detail.

I have made alternative arrangements to ensure secrecy on our trip to London. As you may (or obviously don't know), ISIS and al Qaeda are overtaking Western Europe and threaten our playbook, facility cleaning guide, and young employees. Can you imagine WTF America would do if ISIS didn't have the candy wrapper problem they have now?

So we're flying Malaysia Airlines. Guaranteed comfort and they'll never find us.

Get a clue.

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Originally Posted by Bufkin (Post 11044212)

What the hell does Pioli have to do with the Falcons' PR department?

What does he have to do with candy wrappers or cleaning the carpets?...

The Falcons... full of failure. Turds.

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Originally Posted by CaliforniaChief (Post 11044213)

LMAO

Have you ever considered writing roasts?

Pioli...Palin...starts with a P...5 letters...struggles with geography...and otherwise totally clueless...coincidence?

Bahahaha...hey Pioli hire me to do your photoshop work. I won't even ask for $63 million.

THIS IS WHY I LOVE CHIEFSPLANET

Just randomly SNR saw this shit and decided to start a thread taking a shit on Scott Pioli.

I LOVE CHIEFSPLANET, I LOVE SNR

FEEL THE LOVE

I've always believed it's important in one's life to occasionally stop and smell the roses.

In the past few years I've adjusted that belief just a bit. Now I believe it's important in one's life to occasionally stop and kick Pioli in the balls.

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Originally Posted by SNR (Post 11044351)

we never forgive

we never forget

Is it coincidence that as soon as he goes to work their they get worse or not? How many ex chiefs do he pick up?