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Hog's Gone Fishin 08-04-2015 09:18 AM

The Key to Longevity...
 
110-year-old woman drank three beers and a shot every day for years


Published August 04, 2015
·FoxNews.com

The secret to making it to 105 years old is apparently a daily dose of alcohol.

Making it five more years, however, means you may have to cut back.

Those are the lessons coming from Agnes Fenton, who turned 110 on Saturday, when she officially became a supercentarian.

Fenton told ABC in an interview for her 105th birthday that she enjoyed three Miller High Life’s and a shot of Johnnie Walker Blue Label scotch every day for nearly 70 years.

“Her health has been phenomenal…She’s completely, thoroughly amazing”

- Dr. Kenneth Wasserman

Fenton started the regimen, she told ABC, on a doctor’s advice following the removal of a benign tumor.

But Fenton isn’t a spry 105 anymore and she’s had to tone it down since then. She eats little now and her caregivers are reluctant to give her alcohol, according to NorthJersey.com.

Dr. Kenneth Wasserman, who’s cared for Fenton for nearly 20 years, told NorthJersey.com he couldn’t explain how Fenton has been able to stay so healthy for so long.

“The few things she’s had wrong with her have disappeared in ways they should not have,” Wasserman said. “Her health has been phenomenal…She’s completely, thoroughly amazing.”

So is her spirit.

Asked ahead of her birthday if her caregivers would relent and give her a shot of Johnnie Walker, Fenton replied: “They better

ptlyon 08-04-2015 09:42 AM

Livin the high life

RealSNR 08-04-2015 09:45 AM

If she had done boar semen instead, she'd be guaranteed to reach 120, I'll bet.

DMAC 08-04-2015 09:48 AM

I wonder how much water she drank every day along with the alcohol.

stumppy 08-04-2015 09:51 AM

I wonder how many ex-husbands she completely sucked the life out of in order to make it this long.

Hog's Gone Fishin 08-04-2015 10:26 AM

I wonder if she was a Hottie back in her day

RippedmyFlesh 08-04-2015 10:46 AM

Her Dr must be the Jamaal Charles of MDs.

88TG88 08-04-2015 02:40 PM

Why does anyone want to live that long, cant do shit anymore.

Chromatic 08-04-2015 03:15 PM

yay genetics

Eleazar 08-04-2015 03:32 PM

A shot of blue label every day? She isn't living on social security, is she

Pablo 08-04-2015 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 88TG88 (Post 11637875)
Why does anyone want to live that long, cant do shit anymore.

You certainly can do shit. You can shit right in your pants and watch that nurse you don't like clean it up. Eat a bag of Haribo sugar free gummy bears and really ruin her Monday morning.

ChiTown 08-04-2015 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cochise (Post 11638022)
A shot of blue label every day? She isn't living on social security, is she

That's what I was thinking as well - I think that goes for about $180/bottle

KCrockaholic 08-04-2015 04:05 PM

Won't work with me. When I drink 3 beers it turns into 9. When I do a shot of whiskey it turns into 6.

Hog's Gone Fishin 08-04-2015 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KCrockaholic (Post 11638092)
Won't work with me. When I drink 3 beers it turns into 9. When I do a shot of whiskey it turns into 6.

Well, chances are she's a LIAR. She's a binge drinker and a chronic alcoholic. Nobody has checked her ID . She's really 35 years old and looks 105.

BucEyedPea 08-04-2015 04:31 PM

The Key to Longevity...
 
Eatin' my food. Some beer and some red wine—good for ya! With lots of chocolate—your daily fruit. Tastes great with red wine!


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