I woke up in a new Bugatti
 

****as be hatin I'm rich as a bitch
100K I spent that on my wrist
200 dollars, I spent that on your bitch
Do me a model, put that on my list
Oh there he go in that foreign again
Killin the scene bring the coroner in
Murder she wrote, swallow or choke
Hit her and go home, I won't call her again
Woke up early morning, crib as big as a college
Smoke me a pound of the loudest
Whippin some shit with no mileage
Diamonds cost me a fortune
Them horses all in them Porsches
You pussies can't hardly afford it
4,200 my mortgage
Ballin on ****as like Kobe
**** all you haters you bore me
Only the real get a piece of the plate
Reppin my city I'm runnin my state
Give me a pistol then run with the K's
****as want beef then I visit ya place (Bang!)

K.

Hi! How are you?

High!! Ready for baseball season to start. Also ready for the KU v Oklahoma game tomorrow.

How are you?

Today I met a woman from Wichita. She was my cashier at Walmart (in Charleston, Illinois) and we shared an entire conversation that started with her pointing out my KU hoodie. What a crazy day.

Also I've officially joined the frat-life.
Also my school is about to close.
Also I'm moving to this place called Lawrence this summer so I'm going to need new friends.

Also you're out of casino cash !!!!!1 q

I remember my first beer too

Do tell

I woke up in an old bed

You listen to that garbage?....wow

Got to be Billay

Li'l Smokey likes to start threads
But pretty soon his privys will be dead
Don't bother bitching or crying
Cuz Bob Dole or Gonzo will send you flying
Off to Internet purgatory, That'll be your story
When you're posting on arrowhead pride
With some vagisil by your side
You'll be sure to remember this, yo
And I'll be here saying "I told you so."

Beyatch

Holy shit.......That's good

LMAO

Good work, sir. I applaud you.