Would you bang a 70 year old?
 

I think a LOT of guys here would including some of you young whipper snappers! :D

Here is 70 year old and iconic soap opera star of All My Children, Susan Lucci.

It might smell like moth balls and Luden's honey coughdrops, looks like well done roast beef that was run through a shredder, but what the hell I'm game! ROFL

http://photos.seriouslyomg.com/i.ash...rdsize=500x625

http://m.aceshowbiz.com/webimages/we...ss-room-01.jpg

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/ac13...121051_4_3.JPG

http://images.cdn.starpulse.com/news...y-dovolani.jpg

Banged your mom... Does that count?

I'd do Raquel Welch every night and twice on Sunday, she's still one hot momma.

She doesn't move her arms when she dances though.

ZING!

Sure. If I was 70.

Not that one.

I'd prefer not to even think about it.

What does she look like when she isn't painted and taped up?

Who am I kidding? I would just to say I did. :D

Wait. Aren't you 70?

I met this woman at a bar a few years ago (this is a pic from Life Magazine in the 60s).

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/...ure-id50655388

She was probably about 65 at the time. She also was very forward and all over me. She had fake boobs which were holding up fine. I probably would have gone for it except her face looked pretty brutal. I just couldn't get past that. Damn if I just could have gone back in time.

No ****ing way.

Sure, why not. The older I get, the less nasty older women get

sure, when im 128. she'd have to be on top though.

what's the oldest mouth you've been in?

















as a dentist that is.