Today is my 20,000th birthday.
 

This assumes that we're counting by days instead of years. It makes more sense to do it this way.

I am celebrating at the drivers license renewal office.

Did you count leap years?

Where's Dinny?

Happy 20,000 Rain man. Hope you make it to at least 21000

Ugh you made me do math. 25,000 next milestone for me 20 g in the rear view mirror.
Happy birthday.

Of course. It wouldn't be my 20,000th birthday if I didn't.

enter date and get days

https://foenix.com/DaysAgo/Lookup.html

So, u remember the great flood, right?

I adjusted for that. Also for the switch from the Julian calendar.

Direct link: https://researchmaniacs.com/Calculat...OldAreYou.html

Results: "You are 19172 days old."

Not sure if that's in warranty.

I'm 157 days older than you......youngster. I remember my 20,000th like it was just a few months ago. Good times.
Glad I've grown up since then. My 19,000's were some wild times.

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I meant no offense. But rather sought to be a righteous dude.