*****2020 NFL DRAFT THREAD - NO SPOILERS*****
 

Version 2020 - WORLD CHAMPION EDITION

We are now within 24 hours - Cincinnati is on the clock.

Let's ****ing do this.

Rules:
1. No spoiled picks in this thread, all weekend. This means that as tweets are leaking picks a few minutes before the selection is announced live, you don't post it in this thread (ex: embedded tweets), reference it in this thread (ex: Joe Slapdick says it's So and So to Green Bay) or hint at it (ex: "it's a RB!").

2. Don't be a dick.

Otherwise, have fun, talk shit, freak out and lose your goddamned minds. It's Draft Weekend. The hot takes in these threads are so funny. I'll also be starting player threads for each of our picks as they are made, with videos and notable stats/takes in the OP. Pure knee jerk gold to reference in the future.


Here is our current pick order:

• Round 1: Pick No. 32: CLYDE EDWARDS-HELAIRE, RB, LSU
• Round 2: Pick No. 63: WILLIE GAY, JR, LB, MISS. STATE
• Round 3: Pick No. 96: LUCAS NIANG, OL, TCU
• Round 4: Pick No. 138: L'JARIUS SNEED, DB, LA. TECH
• Round 5: Pick No. 177: MIKE DANNA, DE, MICHIGAN
• Round 6: No Picks
• Round 7: Pick No. 237: THAKARIUS BOPETE KEYES, CB, Tulane

Here is a list of the prospects the Chiefs have shown interest in this year.

View the 2019 Draft thread here
View the 2018 Draft thread here
View the 2017 Draft thread here

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Time to grind! <a href="https://t.co/FGn916qBq1">pic.twitter.com/FGn916qBq1</a></p>&mdash; Kansas City Chiefs (@Chiefs) <a href="https://twitter.com/Chiefs/status/1253474950180040704?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">April 24, 2020</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

NO SPOILERS

Except Dante will spoil all the picks anyway. :)

https://i.imgur.com/tid9zYL.gif

In. Another step towards the repeat.

I say repeat, because the Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl in 2020. The Kansas City Chiefs, who are my favorite professional football team, will be repeat champions when they also win the Super Bowl in 2021.

The football team in the national football league that is called the Chiefs of the city of Kansas City are the current champions of the national football league's 2019 season, in which they competed in the national football league's postseason playoff tournament and won every game including the final game called the Super Bowl, which is why I call them the Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Chiefs.

IF??? When!!!

So close to a perfect post.

From masks to gags!

IN
The pick will be a very nice pick.

You’re right!! Good call!

In, but if any of you guys start squabbling, I reserve the right to leave and seek a more pleasant experience. We're all homers now.

Veach should have all of us eating out of his hand for at least the next year now that he has a belt under his, ah, belt.

FIRST PAGE MARTHA FOCKERS!!!!!

Can't wait till we draft that piece of shit.

I reserve the right to bitch about every pick and then swear I loved it later if the player is good

Draft night time to stay on the ship!

Kinda like Fenton